Minor Celebrity

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Dale the snail, Jul 31, 2005.

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  1. OK, I may or may or not have been to a party tonight, where I was outed, and the chap in question actually asked for my autograph. I, however, danced with the Mayor and the Colonel fixed my frock (it's awful being a cross dresser).

    What is the deal? I am a mere mortal.

    Why do people feel the need to touch me?

    (But f uck me, it was a great frock!!!)
  2. Was it pink? :p
  3. Possibly. F*ck me, she looked great in it.
  4. Dale, you are starting to sound a little sad...

  5. Starting??? :wink:
  6. They feel the need to touch you as they cannot believe that one person can be so ugly with just one head.
  7. Touched you or just wanted to kick your back doors in?
  8. Maybe it was the loss of your 'virtual virtue'...
  9. Slug. . . .You will always be an icon to me. Being just a little bit older & further up the promotion ladder.

    I will always look to you & think. . . . . . .I hope I dont end up like that :wink: & never will cause your at least 4 dress sizes smaller than me x x