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Minor Celebrity

#1
OK, I may or may or not have been to a party tonight, where I was outed, and the chap in question actually asked for my autograph. I, however, danced with the Mayor and the Colonel fixed my frock (it's awful being a cross dresser).

What is the deal? I am a mere mortal.

Why do people feel the need to touch me?

(But f uck me, it was a great frock!!!)
 
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#6
Dale the snail said:
OK, I may or may or not have been to a party tonight, where I was outed, and the chap in question actually asked for my autograph. I, however, danced with the Mayor and the Colonel fixed my frock (it's awful being a cross dresser).

What is the deal? I am a mere mortal.

Why do people feel the need to touch me?

(But f uck me, it was a great frock!!!)
They feel the need to touch you as they cannot believe that one person can be so ugly with just one head.
 
#9
Slug. . . .You will always be an icon to me. Being just a little bit older & further up the promotion ladder.

I will always look to you & think. . . . . . .I hope I dont end up like that :wink: & never will cause your at least 4 dress sizes smaller than me x x
 

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