Ministry of funny walks

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BONNACON, Apr 5, 2013.

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  1. We are seeing a lot of this sort of thing at the moment and it poses the question WHY!

    Goose stepping just looks daft and I bet it's murder on the legs.

    Any other stupid ceremonial steps out there?
  2. I'll see your goose stepping Norks and raise you several utterly bonkers Indians and Pakistani's

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  3. I don't know about the blokes but I reckon they get the bints to do it just to make their tits bounce.
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  4. But legs like norah batty................. those tights look about as thick as the average rockape
  5. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer LE Book Reviewer

    Nice drills Rayc sir
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  6. Everything from the tapes to the bugles is British - who says we didnt teach them anything? fucking sad though,if thats all we taught them?.......
  7. If after the inevitable defeat the North Korean ladies need comforting I have just the cock for the job.....form an orderly queue and bring chicken kimchi with rice.
  8. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    dint soneone once say " an army wot marches well fights well"