"Plans for a new police border force are to be floated by the government", says the BBC, "It comes just months after the UK Border Agency was launched, comprised of officers from the Border and Immigration Agency, HM Revenue and Customs". Apparently ACPO came up with this one. Do you think they've realised there's a problem? I bet the new force (strangely not a 'service') is as culturally and ethnically diverse as possible, in order to demonstrate that we're not in the least bit 'xenophobic', oh no. We don't mind the occasional Middle Eastern jihadi at all, so long as they explode in a culturally sensitive way. American cooks and other serious criminals are bad news though.