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Mini Versus Roller

A guy is waiting at the lights in his mini cooper (old type) - a convertible roller glides up next to him. This is an almost daily commute occurence.

Mini driver rolls down his window "Hey mate, nice car - bet you haven't gt PS3 installed though"

"Actually I have" said the roller driver

"Yeah? - bet you ain't got a fax machine though"

"Yes, of course I have" yawned the roller driver

"OK - how about a four poster bed?"

"Er ...... "

Then the lights changed and the mini sped off

The roller driver, not wanting to be outdone goes and gets a 4 poster installed and waits to meet the mini at the lights again. a week passes, no sign, then, one day he sees the mini in a layby, pulls up in front of it and walks up to it.

The mini's windows are all steamed up and it's rocking back and forth.

Roller driver knocks on the window - the rocking stops, there is some swearing and fumbling and the window is rolled down. The mini driver's naked torso appears.

"Thought I'd just let you know I have a huge 4 poster installed in the roller" Says the roler driver.

Mini driver rolls his eyes and says ,,, "You got me out the fukcing shower just to tell me that?"

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