A guy is waiting at the lights in his mini cooper (old type) - a convertible roller glides up next to him. This is an almost daily commute occurence. Mini driver rolls down his window "Hey mate, nice car - bet you haven't gt PS3 installed though" "Actually I have" said the roller driver "Yeah? - bet you ain't got a fax machine though" "Yes, of course I have" yawned the roller driver "OK - how about a four poster bed?" "Er ...... " Then the lights changed and the mini sped off The roller driver, not wanting to be outdone goes and gets a 4 poster installed and waits to meet the mini at the lights again. a week passes, no sign, then, one day he sees the mini in a layby, pulls up in front of it and walks up to it. The mini's windows are all steamed up and it's rocking back and forth. Roller driver knocks on the window - the rocking stops, there is some swearing and fumbling and the window is rolled down. The mini driver's naked torso appears. "Thought I'd just let you know I have a huge 4 poster installed in the roller" Says the roler driver. Mini driver rolls his eyes and says ,,, "You got me out the fukcing shower just to tell me that?"