Mingers

#1
Has anybody else met such considerate, selfless members of the fairer sex?

To quote :

" Eee, I'm on t' blob, but you can take me up the shitter if ya like "

Blackpool ('nuff said) stag weekend - 1999

:D
 
#4
no chips, but a huge kebab :wink:

same lass : " oooo an 'airy chest !! me fookin pussies dripping !!!
 
#8
Wiraman said:
no chips, but a huge kebab :wink:

same lass : " oooo an 'airy chest !! me fookin pussies dripping !!!
Badly packed kebab I wager!

Boys, mingers are an integral part of the late night economy. Who has not thought "Thank you God, at least I'm going to get it wet" at half past two in some northern night-club, even though faced with an allegedly female sibling of Giant Haystacks, with bad breath, smelling of alco-pops and wee? I know I have...

In fact for years I shagged goppers and mingers and thought it was because I could. Now as I reflect from the safety of marriage, I suspect that I had become addicted to nasty, dirty sex with unwholesome she-beasts that brayed like a female ass on (rear) entry and fanny-farted on completion before giggling. Crusty gussets, badly fitted bras and an attitude to sex that would have appalled Messalina! All for the price of a Pony or a Cherry B with cider...

Salad days indeed. Or rather salad-dodger days...
 
#9
dance_with_the_devil said:
Proper ESSEX Mingers... :lol:
Where did you get the photo of my arrse?
 

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