Women round my way for some reason feel the need to apply make up with a trowel, turning them all into absolutely stunning looking sex kittens.
Its only when said silly face paint is removed in the morning, (if i havent done a runner by that point), that you would ever know.
With the exception of a few iron hoofs like, say Dale Winton, this is not something men would generally do to make themseves better looking. Imagine though, a couple of layers of slap on and i'd be so gorgeous people would suspect i was an android!
As it is ive got a face more akin to a bag of smashed crabs
Wow that's a bit scary. I had no idea what a huge contrast there really is with those lasses. Personally cannot be arrsed spackling up bar for special occasions.
What a difference time spent with a make up artist, hair stylist, lighting crew and photo editor make. Except in HC's case. I think a good belt sanding and rusty pliers to remove her stumps would still give a brilliant plastic surgeon pause for thought.