Minger

#4

I walked into the Nag's Head for to sustinate me belly
There was a fit crack in the corner but I knew her cnut was smelly
She smelt of rotting fish heads and old and crispy sick
Said her name was Charlotte and she wanted suck me dick
Oh, I thought now lad, times are hard, and it's nearly closing time
I'll put a bag on her head, and a peg on me nose

And I'll grummage through the slime...


Job jobbed.
 
#11
The things some people put themselves through just to get their 5 minutes of fame on the tellybox.... jeesh.... a fanny oozing foul smelling batter is hardly going to get her a chance to appear on Love Island or some other trash reality programme is it...
 
#15
The things some people put themselves through just to get their 5 minutes of fame on the tellybox.... jeesh.... a fanny oozing foul smelling batter is hardly going to get her a chance to appear on Love Island or some other trash reality programme is it...

I've got it.... eat your heart out Simon Bowell..........


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#19
Sorry mate, I'm not even reading that and I hope to **** there aren't any pictures or vids to accompany the story. Thank Mary Mother of Jesus and all the saints that smellovision hasn't been invented yet !!!!
No mate, the headlines is wrong. The story is about sheep farming in Wales in the 1850s, it's a good read
 

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