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Minger



I walked into the Nag's Head for to sustinate me belly
There was a fit crack in the corner but I knew her cnut was smelly
She smelt of rotting fish heads and old and crispy sick
Said her name was Charlotte and she wanted suck me dick
Oh, I thought now lad, times are hard, and it's nearly closing time
I'll put a bag on her head, and a peg on me nose

And I'll grummage through the slime...


Job jobbed.
 
"I would....."



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The things some people put themselves through just to get their 5 minutes of fame on the tellybox.... jeesh.... a fanny oozing foul smelling batter is hardly going to get her a chance to appear on Love Island or some other trash reality programme is it...
 
The things some people put themselves through just to get their 5 minutes of fame on the tellybox.... jeesh.... a fanny oozing foul smelling batter is hardly going to get her a chance to appear on Love Island or some other trash reality programme is it...


I've got it.... eat your heart out Simon Bowell..........


Celebrity Prawn Clackers
 
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