Mindless drivel

Discussion in 'Aviation' started by Onya_Backbitch, Feb 5, 2002.

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  1. Onya_Backbitch

    Onya_Backbitch Clanker

    Whats an occaisional table the rest of the time? ;D
     
  2. Wynn_Goyver

    Wynn_Goyver Clanker

    Who Investigates the monopolies commission
     
  3. phaedrus

    phaedrus Crow

    You know that sponges grow at the bottom of the ocean? That kills me. Have you any idea how much deeper the oceans would be if that didn't happen?
     
  4. The_Tara

    The_Tara Old-Salt

    Okay guys, if I can interrupt you from swigging champagne, sha gging and counting dosh for 2 minutes, can anyone tell me why we have the aviation forecast on BFBS?? Sorry to intrude!!
     
  5. Onya_Backbitch

    Onya_Backbitch Clanker

    Cos no-one listens to RTL ;D

    Quite honestly dont know,haven`t been in Germany for a good long while,however when I was there last (late 80s)we spent most of the time in the field,one squadron or another,and we didnt have fax machines or computers in the CPs but we always had a radio(ghetto blaster not clansmen,although we did have them as well!)so it was a handy way to get Met daily.

    Dont know if this was the sole reason,maybe someone else can shed more light.
     
  6. Flyingrockdj

    Flyingrockdj War Hero Moderator

    Dead right, we carry on with it so that any senior officers still allowed rides in helicopters can argue the toss with aircraft commanders before a task as it said it was ok on the forecast.......plus the Met office like it and it does no one any harm......might still be of use a few weeks of the year as well.
     
  7. The_Tara

    The_Tara Old-Salt

    Thanks
     
  8. ;D What an apt title for an AAC board  ;D
     
  9. Stained_Eligius

    Stained_Eligius War Hero

    Hey Philosopher Bat!  Nice to see you out and about again  :)
     
  10. Whoa2Baby

    Whoa2Baby Crow

    Four legged animals see an object before them and lift their front legs to cross it - how do they always automatically know when to lift their rear legs???????
     
  11. Onya_Backbitch

    Onya_Backbitch Clanker

    Two nuns in a bath, one says "Wheres the soap?" the other says "Yes,doesn`t it"!
     
  12. Gash_Handlin

    Gash_Handlin Old-Salt

    Two nuns going down a cobbled street on bikes,

    One says "I've never come this way before" ;D
     
  13. Why is a 'level crossing' called a level crossing when it's the bumpyest bit of the road?  ???
     
  14. GROWNUPS_BEWARE

    GROWNUPS_BEWARE War Hero

    Can someone please rescue Sumo664 - he's lost and confused, wandering about on the Infantry Board...he needs a nice cup of Ovaltine and a cuddle, I think.
     
  15. GunnersQuadrant

    GunnersQuadrant LE Moderator

    Who the hell put a S in    LISP?