Mindless drivel

[Onya_Backbitch]

Whats an occaisional table the rest of the time?

 

[Wynn_Goyver]

Who Investigates the monopolies commission

 

[phaedrus]

You know that sponges grow at the bottom of the ocean? That kills me. Have you any idea how much deeper the oceans would be if that didn't happen?

 

[The_Tara]

Okay guys, if I can interrupt you from swigging champagne, sha gging and counting dosh for 2 minutes, can anyone tell me why we have the aviation forecast on BFBS?? Sorry to intrude!!

 

[Onya_Backbitch]

Cos no-one listens to RTL

Quite honestly dont know,haven`t been in Germany for a good long while,however when I was there last (late 80s)we spent most of the time in the field,one squadron or another,and we didnt have fax machines or computers in the CPs but we always had a radio(ghetto blaster not clansmen,although we did have them as well!)so it was a handy way to get Met daily.

Dont know if this was the sole reason,maybe someone else can shed more light.

 

[Flyingrockdj]

Dead right, we carry on with it so that any senior officers still allowed rides in helicopters can argue the toss with aircraft commanders before a task as it said it was ok on the forecast.......plus the Met office like it and it does no one any harm......might still be of use a few weeks of the year as well.

 

[The_Tara]

Thanks

 

[Philosopher_Bat]

What an apt title for an AAC board  

 

[Stained_Eligius]

Hey Philosopher Bat!  Nice to see you out and about again  

 

[Whoa2Baby]

Four legged animals see an object before them and lift their front legs to cross it - how do they always automatically know when to lift their rear legs???????

 

[Onya_Backbitch]

Two nuns in a bath, one says "Wheres the soap?" the other says "Yes,doesn`t it"!

 

[Gash_Handlin]

Two nuns going down a cobbled street on bikes,

One says "I've never come this way before"

 

[Plant-Pilot]

Why is a 'level crossing' called a level crossing when it's the bumpyest bit of the road?  ???

 

[GROWNUPS_BEWARE]

Can someone please rescue Sumo664 - he's lost and confused, wandering about on the Infantry Board...he needs a nice cup of Ovaltine and a cuddle, I think.

 

[GunnersQuadrant]

Who the hell put a S in    LISP?

 

[TheLordFlasheart]

G_b, sumo seems to be doing fine on his own. In fact, it appears to be fair odds, 1 x AAC against the whole of the infantry. Balances out the IQ some what.

 

[GROWNUPS_BEWARE]

Ahh....the whirlybirds close ranks....splendid....

Gizza lift !

 

[TheLordFlasheart]

As long as you wipe your muddy feet before you climb into my shiny flying machine, I have to shag 30 girlies in the back later on you know!

 

[Onya_Backbitch]

If Typhoo put the tea in Britain who put the c**t in Scunthorpe?

 

[Onya_Backbitch]

Ah the thingy police strike again!