Mincing

#1
For the RMP who gave my arse a good buggering outside Vimmy barracks on Saturday night: I have lost my phone, so I am unable to get in touch with you. I hope you use this site! I will be waiting behind the bins again Monday night at 20.30. Bring some KY, fuckin hurt last time with just spit.
 
#2
Sounds nice - want to expand on your last? What were you up to? :D
 
#3
I was minding my own business, throwing out some rubbish when mr cherry berry grabbed me and informed me I was a very naughty boy. He then poo stabbed me until I was red raw saw!
 
#6
Do you thing someone left their connection open and someone is playing a prank perhaps
 
#8
jarrod248 said:
I've just been in the bath do I need to start a new thread?
No. You need to take your faggot arse down to a tree pulping machine and throw the rest of your mincing body into it.
 
#12
jarrod248 said:
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
jarrod248 said:
I've just been in the bath do I need to start a new thread?
No. You need to take your faggot arse down to a tree pulping machine and throw the rest of your mincing body into it.
This smoke and mirrors doesn't work with me just jump out of that closet you'll be fine.
The only closet I'll be jumping out of is yours. I'll be armed with a gay beating hammer.
 
#14
jarrod248 said:
I don't think this is the NAAFI I think it's time you stopped this it's not big and it's not clever.
I won't play games with you pops, seems you want to think you are really hard, get over it.

Aw bless, is the raging mincer getting fed up that no one is taking his illness in jest?

The thread will be binned as soon as the grown ups appear so stop blubbing you big pansy.

Luckily God dealt you a shite card, get over it.
 
#15
jarrod248 said:
Illness? Well my eyesight is not that good but other than that I'm in good health you'll be pleased to know.
I'm not sure that I was blubbing in fact I know I wasn't. You really are a silly little man aren't you.
I'm not sure what God has to do with this but as far as I can see I've been blessed.
Keep dribbling

Blessed with pushing mens genitals up your ricker? Of course you would say that.

I'll bet you wished you were born normal dont you?
 
#16
jarrod248 said:
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
jarrod248 said:
I don't think this is the NAAFI I think it's time you stopped this it's not big and it's not clever.
I won't play games with you pops, seems you want to think you are really hard, get over it.

Aw bless, is the raging mincer getting fed up that no one is taking his illness in jest?

The thread will be binned as soon as the grown ups appear so stop blubbing you big pansy.

Luckily God dealt you a shite card, get over it.
Illness? Well my eyesight is not that good but other than that I'm in good health you'll be pleased to know.
I'm not sure that I was blubbing in fact I know I wasn't. You really are a silly little man aren't you.
I'm not sure what God has to do with this but as far as I can see I've been blessed.
Keep dribbling
Are you going to take that from a poof TLF?
 
#18
Flash,I find it interesting that you have a special gay beating hammer. I would have thought the first one to hand would suffice
 

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