Mills & BOOM

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  1. Heather Mills was stopped at Heathrow the other day as her false leg set of the buzzer.
    They checked her for exposives, by swabbing her false leg with a chemical.
    Imagine, if she had had explosives in her leg and it had exploded, she would have been Mills and Boom.
    Or if they had taken her leg away, she wouldn't have had a leg to stand on.
    I bet she gets her leg pulled for quite a long time.
    AND they confirmed her age of 42 by counting the rings in the wooden leg!
    Sadly, Customs found no contraband and were stumped as well!
    And if she had been flying with Ryanair, they would have put in the luggage hold and charged her extra.