Millionaire fanny

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  1. Who would love to get their mits on Deborah Meadens investments? Not me but I am rather partial to the anorexic looking Hilary Devey. Which millionaire totty or munter woulf you bang.
     

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  2. I'd rather fuck a cactus than touch that munter.
     
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  3. Not bad for a 90 y.o trouble is she's 52.
     
  4. isnt that the thing in the SAW movies?
     
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  5. I once worked with a young lady whose surname was De Vey.... Posh name but the whole family were involved with fairgrounds and scrap metal dealing. Highly likely they could also do you a good deal on tarmacing your drive.... Pikey cnuts
     
  6. JK Rowling could have me if she played her cards right.

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  7. We have Doris Fisher. Yes she is old and rough and wrinkled but has to be worth a squirt.
    And of JK Rowling.
     

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  8. Worth £80million, or maybe double?
     

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  9. That fat scottish munter looks like the sumo wrestler "fat bastard" out of Austin Powers! And probably sounds the same!

    GET IN MA BELLY!
     
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  10. If all I had to do was eat her out (front and back) once a day I'd be happy being her spritley young lover.
     
  11. she looks like skeletor off the he-man cartoons
     
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    Valued at $255m and I'd lick her fanny like a blind old Labrador lapping at a pint of mild under a bar stool.
     
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  13. Woof fuckin woof, slurp slurp slavver.
     
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  14. Michelle Mone