Milky, milky

This is an extention of the squirt thread, but anyone enjoyed womanmilk, and how? I should say yes, I've drunk it, not as a nipper, and it seems to be a good hangover cure.
Yep when the ex was preggers. Tasted um, sort of like rubber - not an enjoyable experience. Can't attest to the hangover cure.
Yep when first Mrs FF was pumping it out I used to have a taste, second mrs FF was not interested.
Is this where a wet nurse would come in handy for you then ciggie?

Can't say I've tasted it myself. But my wife did once squirt some straight from the breast on to my shirt after I'd wound her up about something. I'd probably called her a fat lazy cow again.
Tit cheese doesn't sound very appetising does it? It sounds like the stuff you find under a fat birds floppy spaniels ear.
'Naturally occuring loctose dairy product' thats better, baffle 'em with big words.
Ah, sorry, I hadn't realised the Cheese Marketing Board was here. I shall try again - 'a hand-drawn organic cheese made from the finest biped milk reared on Gruyère and Toblerone (it is in Switzerland after all)'.


'Ang on I'll go and check the freezer, only four hours. Shouldn't be ice cream yet.
(Didn't like her anyway)


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I've tasted it, very sweet and watery; a bit like Marks and Spencer's soya milk only more ethically sourced
Never heard rape described as ethical before, bourgeois relativism seems to be worse than I thought.

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