Joey the milkman was doing his usual rounds when, to his surprise, he gets to Mrs Smith's house and there she is leaning against her front door dressed in nothing more than a skimpy see-through nighty. "Come inside Joey" she says seductively "I have a surprise for you." Joey shrugs his shoulders and does as he's told. Once inside, Mrs Smith strips off and forces Joey to ravish her every which way on the couch, the lounge room floor, the kitchen table and finally finishes her off in the bedroom, after which she hands him a ten dollar note. "Wow!" says Joey "What was that all about? I've been delivering milk here for two years and you haven't even so much as said hello to me before." "Well you see Joey, before Mr Smith left for work I suggested we give you a Christmas bonus for your dedication to your work. I suggested we give you a hundred dollars, but he said fuck him, give him a tenner!"