milk machine

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Allspark, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Farmer buys a milking machine, trys it on his dick & has a great orgasm but he cant remove it. He reads the manual and faints..... it says" AUTO RELEASE AFTER 21 LITRES. :lol: