MILITARY WORDS

#2
I have always wondered about the military instructors when they say

"Talk amongst yourselves"!!!!!!!

Well Who the f@ck else are you going to talk to?????????????

Do they think we have imaginary friends???????? Or do they "See People" (sixth sense)

Blimey!!!! its always baffled me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
#3
Wind your neck in= Stop being a gobby cnut!
 
#4
I've often thought theres no civvy word for 'Jack': selfish comes close but not quite derogatory enough more like 'selfishinconsideratecnut'

oh....and 'skiff' of course.
 
#5
The old ens are the best.

1. Swing your arms shoulder height front to rear every where.

2. Stand at ease everywhere.

How i laughed, nay howled with tears streaming down my eyes to see slightly confused recruits at AFC Harrogate doing it. LITERALLY!!
 
#6
shut up and face your front!
 
#9
look;
at the risk of sounding a cnut, what exactly does "skiff" mean?

not familiar with that one........

one of my faves has always been "bone", as in

"this is fcuking bone, this is..."
 
#11
warrydave said:
look;
at the risk of sounding a cnut, what exactly does "skiff" mean?

not familiar with that one........

one of my faves has always been "bone", as in

"this is fcuking bone, this is..."
Skiff= the act of inserting one's finger, knuckle deep up ones arrse, collecting anal detritus within, and smearing it broadly across a victims top lip, producing a dirty sanchez like effect, emitting the word 'SKIFF' as it is performed.
 
#15
Well, 'skiffing' is a bit after my time. But if some cnut did that to me in the Pig's Bar, then there would be great bloodshed... and not mine either! 8O
 
#16
It does require a certain mindset, and a certain level if intoxication. can't say it's a pleasant experience,
 
#20
when the instructor ask if there are any questions..

1. Why don't you ever see baby pigeons

2. how many tatties do you need to make shepherds pie for ten men

3. why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets.

Guaranteed for a ripping from said instructor get even more punch and kudos when the instructor wears pips.
 

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