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Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by baby_officer, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. During camouflage training in Lincolnshire, a Rock ape disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting Officer.

    You simpleton! the officer barked. Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?

    Yes sir, the solder answered apologetically. But, if I may say so, I did stand still when a flock of pigeons used me for target practice and I never moved a muscle when a large dog peed on my lower branches but when two squirrels ran up my pants leg and I heard the bigger say,

    Let's eat one now and save the other until winter' ---that did it!