Hi Guys,
I do not know if this Thread has been done before (If so apologies)
What are the Best Phrases you have heard whilst serving or otherwise.
I have heard a few good ones in my time but as a Former Guardsman, I would like to know what they were like across the board.
I will kick off with a couple:
"Strike The Fu*king Rifle I have made more noise slapping ma co*k against a Persian Rug"
"Your Mrs has had more HARD CO*KS than a GPMG"
"You could not hit a Cow's Arse with a Fu*king Banjo"
"You have all the shagging Co - Ordination of a Limbless Frog"
Aye
Magic
I do not know if this Thread has been done before (If so apologies)
What are the Best Phrases you have heard whilst serving or otherwise.
I have heard a few good ones in my time but as a Former Guardsman, I would like to know what they were like across the board.
I will kick off with a couple:
"Strike The Fu*king Rifle I have made more noise slapping ma co*k against a Persian Rug"
"Your Mrs has had more HARD CO*KS than a GPMG"
"You could not hit a Cow's Arse with a Fu*king Banjo"
"You have all the shagging Co - Ordination of a Limbless Frog"
Aye
Magic