Military Phrases/Put Downs

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The_Magician, Feb 26, 2010.

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  1. Hi Guys,

    I do not know if this Thread has been done before (If so apologies)

    What are the Best Phrases you have heard whilst serving or otherwise.

    I have heard a few good ones in my time but as a Former Guardsman, I would like to know what they were like across the board.

    I will kick off with a couple:

    "Strike The Fu*king Rifle I have made more noise slapping ma co*k against a Persian Rug"

    "Your Mrs has had more HARD CO*KS than a GPMG"

    "You could not hit a Cow's Arse with a Fu*king Banjo"

    "You have all the shagging Co - Ordination of a Limbless Frog"

    Aye

    Magic
     
  2. The_Duke

    The_Duke LE Moderator

    I've one for you:

    Use the search facility - this has been done to death several times before.
     
  3. The_Duke

    The_Duke LE Moderator

  4. That is what I like, the friendly people on this site.

    Cheers for that I will now take my face for a sh*t!!!!!

    And let that me a lesson to me.......

    Aye


    Magic
     
  5. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
    1. Battlefield Tours

  6. ‘I must use the search function’

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    Aye

    Magic