Military Phrases/Put Downs

Hi Guys,

I do not know if this Thread has been done before (If so apologies)

What are the Best Phrases you have heard whilst serving or otherwise.

I have heard a few good ones in my time but as a Former Guardsman, I would like to know what they were like across the board.

I will kick off with a couple:

"Strike The Fu*king Rifle I have made more noise slapping ma co*k against a Persian Rug"

"Your Mrs has had more HARD CO*KS than a GPMG"

"You could not hit a Cow's Arse with a Fu*king Banjo"

"You have all the shagging Co - Ordination of a Limbless Frog"

Aye

Magic

 

That is what I like, the friendly people on this site.

Cheers for that I will now take my face for a sh*t!!!!!

And let that me a lesson to me.......

Aye


Magic

 

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Aye

Magic