Military Merchandising

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Bravo2sugars, Dec 31, 2003.

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  1. Todays Daily Telegraph has an article announcing that the Met Police are going to start selling their own range of merchandising to the general public, tourists etc.

    Maybe the Army could do something similar? okay, we've already got the tried and tested "Be The Best" t-shirts that recruiting teams dish out, but how about something more original, like t-shirts stating "I serve the prince of darkness" underneath a picture of General Jackson - that might sell....

    Suggestions please! The more bizarre or outrageous the better.
     
  2. Tee shirt bearing crossed hammer and condom, above, the Crown.
    Inscription below to read;- " R.E.M.E., If you can't fix it, Fcuk it ! "
    :)
     
  3. ViroBono

    ViroBono LE Moderator

    Bill Oddie the GW2 squaddie 'action figure' - with green DPM kit, no body armour and black boots.
     
  4. The Winged Spanner

    "Who Dares, Repairs"




    TTFN

    BFG
     
  5. Spades by the RGJ :D
     
  6. Unknown_Quantity

    Unknown_Quantity War Hero Moderator

    For the para recruiting team:

    All things bright and beautiful,
    All creatures great and small,
    All things wise and wonderful,
    ARMY... Kill them all! :twisted:
     
  7. NaafiBucks
    sort of like starbucks but you only get scalding hot tea and no comfy sofas:)
    royal marines range of basques
    hereford gunclub creative writing course
     
  8. Tee shirts by 'Man at Q & M'.
     
  9. ViroBono

    ViroBono LE Moderator

    ...only in sizes XS and XXXL, and never in stock...
     
  10. ViroBono

    ViroBono LE Moderator

    'Shopping' jacket by KINGOS, with extra large pockets and anti-CCTV hood ...
     
  11. kingos shopping site
    anything you like at 60% of rrp
    but no packaging and know guarentee :twisted:
     
  12. The ones I got came in the 'one size fits no cnut' variety.
     
  13. how about the army becoming a gigolo company (volunteers only)? i tihnk theres worse ways to "serve your country" i know i wouldnt mind... :twisted:
     
  14. SAS T shirts in a nice shade of pink to match their Land Rovers?