OK! seeing as though there was such a good response with the Mad as Fish RSMs I thought I might Try this! Military Urban Legends (Sorry if this has been tried before!) For example! Bloke goes every where on an imaginary bike, RSMs Office, Plt Office, the works! He's finally discharged as he leaves camp he "peddles" up to the Guard room where he "props" his bike against the wall. Provo - "aren't you forgettin some thing?" bloke - "don't need it anymore! & thats Mr to you!" Anyone know this bloke or is he just best mates with the Tooth Fairy?