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I saw the avatar and thought MDN had got himself into some sh1t!
Every bugger uses Gilbert Blades, he specialises in military law and is renowned for being a pain in the arrse when it comes to legal procedure (something we haven't been so hot on historically). If you're guilty, though, just confess to it and save yourself the cash.
You are a spineless, disgusting creature. Not only have you placed an administrative burden on the Military, you fail to take responsibility for your own actions and you expect the taxpayer to cough up for your legal aid. You ar a cockroach.
Here's the deal. Hand youirself in to your nearest police station/guardroom. You will then be collected by RMP. You will then get moved to your Regimental HQ and get marched in front of the CO. He will have applied for extended powers of detention. He then locks you away for 60 days. In the meantime your discharge will be applied for and rubber stamped. You leave nick with a sore ass and a shoite job reference. Although you will have the right te elect for trial by court martial or appeal the CO's decision, at no time during this procedure will you have the right for a civilian brief to be present. Unlucky.
Turn yourself in you cunt. If you didn't want to take the flak then you shouldn't have sworn the oath. Cunt. You are nothing but a fucking deserter, and while you were away some other poor scrote had to do your work. Asking for legal aid to help you is unspeakable.
They used to hang deserters, if I was your OC i'd sit you in your car, tie a rope to a tree with the other end around your neck, and roll the fucker off of Beachy Head.