Military Intelligence sections

#1
Alright all,
Im new to this forum and i was just wondering if theres any Military Intelligence sections in london and what is the intelligence section for 1 mechanized brigade?

Thanks
 
#2
I'm getting my popcorn and soda ready;this should be a good one!!
 
#3
Get a taxi to the In and Out Club and ask for THE Major and wink knowingly at Harry or Paul on the desk. Otherwise, nip down to Horseguards and wait. You must carry a Daily Telegraph, folded between pages 5 and 6, Please report back on your findings.
 
#5
Knock three times and shout bollocks
 
#6
Get a taxi to the In and Out Club and ask for THE Major and wink knowingly at Harry or Paul on the desk. Otherwise, nip down to Horseguards and wait. You must carry a Daily Telegraph, folded between pages 5 and 6, Please report back on your findings.
Tsk tsk. You forgot the black bowler hat and red carnation. Are you trying to make the poor lad look silly?

LB
 
#7
Tsk tsk. You forgot the black bowler hat and red carnation. Are you trying to make the poor lad look silly?

LB
Christ, it's not October again already, is it? For the record, from Hitler's Birthday until VJ Day Eve, it's a wetsuit with a bunch of long-stemmed roses, from VJ Day until End Of Market Garden Day, it's bespoke suit and flip flops and the black bowler and red carnation run until False Prophet's Birthday.
 
#8
Christ, it's not October again already, is it? For the record, from Hitler's Birthday until VJ Day Eve, it's a wetsuit with a bunch of long-stemmed roses, from VJ Day until End Of Market Garden Day, it's bespoke suit and flip flops and the black bowler and red carnation run until False Prophet's Birthday.
Bugger. :roll:

Of course it is - I quite forgot that 2011 was a prime number. Carry on Sir.

LB
 
#10
Alright all,
Im new to this forum and i was just wondering if theres any Military Intelligence sections in london and what is the intelligence section for 1 mechanized brigade?

Thanks
If you don't know, you wouldn't be much use to them in Military Intelligence, now would you?
 
#11
Christ, it's not October again already, is it? For the record, from Hitler's Birthday until VJ Day Eve, it's a wetsuit with a bunch of long-stemmed roses, from VJ Day until End Of Market Garden Day, it's bespoke suit and flip flops and the black bowler and red carnation run until False Prophet's Birthday.
No, mate. That's only you. And you forgot the half-empty can of Tesco Super Lager.

Sent from my brown paper bag, next to the Big Pizza Shed bins, Borough High Street
 
#12
Did you just call my half-smoked Number 6 which I was keeping for later, a pouff?

--Glad, hunkered down behind the Palestra building, Southwark.
 

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LE
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#13
Oddly enough I used to command the Int Section at 1 Bde, but I can't remember just now what it was called... maybe if you crossed my palm with silver?
 
#14
Oh Come on Boys lets help the poor chap here - he may well think we're trying to put him off !

The Military Intelligence Section for London is known as MI-2 and goes under the codename of HOPLITE. It is located in the Henry VIII Suite in Horseguards, next door to the Major General Commanding the Household Division.

Visitors are generally welcomed by appointment which can be gained by writing to the OC HOPLITE, Horseguards, Whitehall, London and leaving the letter in the boot of the right hand Mounted Trooper from the Household Cavalry Regiment.
 
#17
I understand that if you weren't spotted whilst at St. Cakes (the only public school they recruit from) and subsequently approached when reading for your Bachelors in Beer and Curry at St. Oaf's College, Oxbridge, then you obviously aren't the kind of chap they are looking for.

I hope this helps?
 
#18
I could never remember the numbers even when I was in them.

Just use the phrase:

"The wonin......."

as in "the wonin York," "the wonin Bielefeld" etc.

Much easier....(Hope I haven't given too much away, there)
 
#19
Look - this must be really frustrating for someone not "in the know"

If you really want to mix with the MI Section after hours and buy them a drink (any night Mondays to Fridays - because they sometimes work on the weekend) just follow the guidelines to the Pub they all congregate in near the MOD.

1. Get a bus or taxi to Trafalgar Square or alternatively any tube to Charing Cross.

2. Head towards the Victoria Theatre on Whitehall and continue all the way down to the tube entrance at Westminster.

3. Next get on an Eastbound service on the District or Circle Line for Embankment and get off at the rear entrance on Embankment.

4. Turn immediately left past the Evening Standard vendor, through the tunnel and onto Northumberland Avenue (bear wiith me you're nearly there)

5. Walk along Northumberland Avenue until you come to a very famous pub called the Sherlock Holmes, and enter.

6. Bang four times on the bar in a confident manner and shout out "Ich Bin ein Pimelkopf" and someone will come and get you.
 

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