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Military honours for Sir Elton John!

#8
What a plonker - the sort of uniform Ivan the gasman would wear.

For some reason I thought Elton was arrested and locked up for indecent exposure. Didn't he get arrested at his wedding with that other faggot. When the vicar said to him - please place your ring on David's finger - he chose the wrong one.

BT.
 
#9
Heard this on the news last night and nearly crashed my car! Apparently Elton was wearing a Russian General's uniform and his catamite was wearing a USMC Capt's uniform.

Why?
 
#10
Bat_Crab said:
Heard this on the news last night and nearly crashed my car! Apparently Elton was wearing a Russian General's uniform and his catamite was wearing a USMC Capt's uniform.

Why?
Because he's a Walting Civvi plonker who should have joined YMCA.

BT. :shakefist:
 
#11
Because he's a shirt lifter and whats worse a shirt lifter without any dress sense..

I mean USMC Captains uniforms are just soooooo last year!
 

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#16
Maybe its for his "special" birthday present which he gets later in the evening......last year doctors and nurses, this year soldiers.........
 
#18

Even Benny Hill could do a better salute than that!


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The only defence of the silly old poofter is that it was a 1940's fancy dress party. Apparently.
 
#20
EX_STAB said:

Even Benny Hill could do a better salute than that!


Copyright The Sun, reproduced for review.

The only defence of the silly old poofter is that it was a 1940's fancy dress party. Apparently.
Two of his biggest 'hits', 'I guess thats why they call it the blues' and 'Nikita'. Do I win first prize?
 

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