Military answerphone message

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by peem, Dec 20, 2011.

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  1. Have you just got the internet ?
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  2. No - I have had the internet for a very long time you sarcastic twat. Unlike yourself I do not sit surfing with wet wipes at the side of my pc, so I had not seen this before!!!
  3. Fuck me, this again?!
    Look closely near the top right side of the page.....there's a search bar for a reason
  4. Epic! Please fucking die.
  5. Well I like it (but then, I'm easily pleased).
  6. Thank you for your contribution. I can now understand why you've only posted 205 times since joining in 2003.
  7. 204 copies of the answerphone and once to cry about big boys being horrible.
  8. That's quite good. Especially the bit about the 'Damn good cocktail party'
  9. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    hey Peem,
    which sexual position brings ugly mong kids?

    ask your mother.
  10. It summed up the situation well when it was first posted too...
  11. Flash to bang time one month.

    That iPad you got for christmas was an Etch-s-Sketch really wasnt it?