If you are watching the TV over her shoulder, then really hasn't captivated you completely, has she?Not bad, but she keeps comissioning shit programmes...
Couples come dine with me, Made in Chelsea...... need I say more
Apparently, she divorced her husband because he used to force her to go to sex clubs and watch her perform publicly.
I'd crawl all bollicky naked over broken glass just to use her shit as toothpaste
One of the Viz versions was 'Crawl a mile across broken glass just to stick used matches in her shit'.Reminds me of a killick on my first ship. He'd say "I'd swim opened mouth through a mile of shit to suck the cock of the last man who fùcked her." But he was a strange individual.
My first trip we left with 4 killick gunnery jacks and returned with only one, he wasn't it.
One of the Viz versions was 'Crawl a mile across broken glass just to stick used matches in her shit'.
A more refined version is 'Crawl a mile across broken glass just to smell the exhaust fumes of the laundry van that took her used knickers away'.
None of these hint at desperation and are entirely appropriate/proportional in the case of the right woman.