MILFs you would do.

[Helm]

I always thought Criterion was a pub.

I shal endeavour to do better, betterer, betterest the next time

Besterer actually

 

[Fang_Farrier]

Besterer actually

I thought that was something you did with animals?

 

[History_Man]

I thought that was something you did with animals?

In Scotland, quite possibly...

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Malice? Who the fecks Malice?

Arlo Guthrie walt.

 

[ThunderBox]

Trinny I studied it thoroughly

 

[LouisetheSleaz]

In Scotland, quite possibly...

I can neither confirm nor deny any such claims, but does anyone know where I can buy carbolic soap?

 

[Stonker]

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Really

I had to resort to Google to find out who she is.

One word leapt to my eye.

Dagenham​

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'Nuff said.

 

[cent05zr70]

I always thought Criterion was a pub.

I shal endeavour to do better, betterer, betterest the next time

It is/was, St Pauls way, Bristle.
Wear a stab vest!

 

[Stonker]

Trinny I studied it thoroughly

I too. I haven't noticed a 'blunder' yet.

Unless it's the parts where the camera turns away from her tits

 

[Chef]

Trinny I studied it thoroughly

Having a collection of belts is a feature of her life. She stopped drinking but then takes up with Nigella Lawson's ex.

Thus exchanging one set of belts for another.

 

[CrashTestDummy]

Trinny I studied it thoroughly

Blunder?

Hilarious! As if she put the dress on knowing that the world wouldn't see her tits.

 

[ThunderBox]

Having a collection of belts is a feature of her life. She stopped drinking but then takes up with Nigella Lawson's ex.

Thus exchanging one set of belts for another.

I wasn’t concentrating on what she was saying, but I think her and Nigella should have a naked wrestle in baby oil.

 

[ThunderBox]

Blunder?

Hilarious! As if she put the dress on knowing that the world wouldn't see her tits.

They appear to be good tits, did she have work done?

 

[Dicky Ticker]

It is/was, St Pauls way, Bristle.
Wear a stab vest!

There was one in Inverness too, not far from the railway station

 

[CrashTestDummy]

They appear to be good tits, did she have work done?

No idea, but I'd have a go on them.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Blunder?

Hilarious! As if she put the dress on knowing that the world wouldn't see her tits.

Not unlike the YouTube “diy” videos, where some bint wearing a very loose top or ridiculously tight cut off shorts, shows us how to create some French cleat storage system or make a decking porch.

 

[ThunderBox]

No idea, but I'd have a go on them.

Let us know then afterwards.

 

[fantassin]

Not unlike the YouTube “diy” videos, where some bint wearing a very loose top or ridiculously tight cut off shorts, shows us how to create some French cleat storage system or make a decking porch.

Where can l find those DIY videos please....asking for a friend....

 

[wrinklyone]

Where can l find those DIY videos please....asking for a friend....

Be careful, whilst attempting to watch some of these whilst doing the project, I have broken my thumb four times with missed hits.

 

[Harry Skinters]

Yes, I agree, the SAFMT is an exclusive thread of quality over & above the skinny skanks posted elsewhere.

I would even be as bold as to suggest a move to Now thats what I call arrse...

Vetoed straight away.
To reflect reality it should be renamed
Now that's what I call unable to wash their own Arrse.

I also propose you be banned for life for visual torture.