MILFs you would do.

[Stonker]

Nice pussy shot.

Who shot the cat, and why?

 

[wheel]

Jill Douglas currently presenting the Rugby on ITV

 

[UKRaider]

Beverley Turner

You'd have to bind and gag this one as she can be 'difficult'

 

[Stonker]

Beverley Turner

You'd have to bind and gag this one as she can be 'difficult'

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Difficult?

Pronounced "Batsh!t" ?

 

[wheel]

Beverley Turner

You'd have to bind and gag this one as she can be 'difficult'

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She picks arguments with Piers Gobshite Morgan so top totty in my book.

 

[Stonker]

Piers Gobshite Morgan

Who he?

O

I remember now


A no mark sleb chap

 

[CrashTestDummy]

She picks arguments with Piers Gobshite Morgan so top totty in my book.
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Nae webbing, so only worth of a 'meh'.

 

[br9mp812]

Absofuckinglutely yes. Until I was broken. Then I'd have another go.

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oh yeah, the street mate years

 

[Cockmaster]

Julia Hartley Brewer - looks a saucy Minx & I suspect she goes like the clappers

 

[ThunderBox]

Not exactly a MILF but I know a lot of you drool over her:
But this is Felicity Kendal now age 74 and looking like her spitting image puppet.
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And no, I wouldn't.
And in 2008:
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Failed plastic surgery or just age?

I think she was mauled by a Rottweiler

 

[Dicky Ticker]

Julia Hartley Brewer - looks a saucy Minx & I suspect she goes like the clappers
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Without trying to milk the double entendres, but she's been done here several times before. And long may it continue....

 

[windswept398]

Julia Hartley Brewer - looks a saucy Minx & I suspect she goes like the clappers
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F**k yes.
Love a bird who's got massive tits and a few years on me.

 

[WolvoExPunk]

She is on TalkRadio right now.

 

[smartascarrots]

Julia Hartley Brewer - looks a saucy Minx & I suspect she goes like the clappers
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She reminds me a lot of my O Grade English teacher, Mrs. MacMillan.

Which adds a certain frisson to the inevitable Sherman.

 

[Richard Headicus]

Without trying to milk the double entendres, but she's been done here several times before. And long may it continue....

Long being the operative word, used in more than one sense of measurement.

 

[Trackpen]

There was an excellent programme on Radio 4 Extra yesterday about the ‘Other’ poster girl of any red-blooded male teenager back in the 70s .

Françoise Hardy then.
And now:

 

[psychobabble]

There are a few bars in Newcastle city centre, which have strippers on match days. For Newcastle Utd and England games. They're not going round with a pint glass, asking for donations, or anything. Just get up on a podium and get on with it. I hear it goes on in Sunderland, too, but I have never been over to see them.
I have never seen this at any bars near Wolves, Villa, Man Utd, Leicester, QPR, Arsenal, Spurs, Celtic, Rangers, or any other grounds I have been to.

I played in a number of club bands around the northeast in the early 90s. Sunday lunchtimes in the clubs were often a band with strippers in between the sets, normally 3 or 4 different ones.

Most of them were mums just trying to earn some money for the family as their husbands used to work at the shipyards or down a pit. They hated their work (apart from one who we did a few gigs alongside, who was a real exhibitionist) and a few of them would be in tears in the shared dressing rooms.

A horrible experience all told and I’ve never been to a ‘gentleman’s club’ since.

 

[WolvoExPunk]

I played in a number of club bands around the northeast in the early 90s. Sunday lunchtimes in the clubs were often a band with strippers in between the sets, normally 3 or 4 different ones.

Most of them were mums just trying to earn some money for the family as their husbands used to work at the shipyards or down a pit. They hated their work (apart from one who we did a few gigs alongside, who was a real exhibitionist) and a few of them would be in tears in the shared dressing rooms.

A horrible experience all told and I’ve never been to a ‘gentleman’s club’ since.

The working mens club stripper scene is a different kettle of fish to city centre venues. At 16, I went with a cupla mates to the Radiator Club, next to the Willenhall Town FC ground a few times on Sunday lunchtimes. No bands then. It was two strippers, each performing twice, with a dirty comedian filling in the rest of the time. I don't even recall if they stopped for bingo. It was always packed.
My parents never twigged. Even though I had told them I had gone for a game of football over the park. I had never come back looking so clean.

 

[Fat_Cav]

Yes folks its the return of THE MEMORY JOG:-

In 1988, before i headed north into the forbidden zone, i had to go to "Toppers" in Poland street, in Soho, the job was to wire a few more socket into an existing ring main, the club was closed, only the cleaning staff and the bar staff in, about 1750 hrs the girls arrived, and as i was packing up and about to leave, the girls came in all topless, now, i'm no prude, but seeing half a dozen topless waitresses prancing about with their jugs bouncing around was to say the least a bit of an eyeful,. One of the bouncers came over and said" its for out of town business men, and mug punters, not for you son" he went on to say that the customers are conned into buying fake high priced drinks, the girls, don't get paid, but keep a percentage of the bottle price.

The same in Germany, the Hostess' would ask you to buy them a Piccolo, a small bottle holding a single glass of sparkling wine for >DM40

 

[Stonker]

The same in Germany, the Hostess' would ask you to buy them a Piccolo, a small bottle holding a single glass of (alleged) sparkling wine for >DM40

FTFY

FOC