MILFs you would do.

[RBMK]

I have to agree the thought of Les Dennis's sweaty sack on her chin makes me heave.

You should be thinking about what your sack would be like on her chin as she sucks the juice out of you.

I find the thought of you thinking about Les Dennis' sack vaguely disturbing.

 

[old_n_fat]

Davina McCall, well?

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NO

Has the look of a forty a day Stella swigging coke addict chav about her. Other than that, once just to say I had.

 

[Grim_Squeaker85]

Ulirika looks like a badly rehydrated artic ration Mutton curry.
I hope she can get a refund from her "cosmetic" surgeon.

By the looks of things, she saved her cash and had Stan Collymore come back and do the job for free

 

[GreyArea]

I have to agree the thought of Les Dennis's sweaty sack on her chin makes me heave.

TBF it probably made her heave too...

 

[single malt]

Christie brinkley67 years of perfection

 

[AdminVortex]

Me neither; I wouldn't be able to take away the image of Les Dennis's gurning face as he was on his vinegar strokes with her.

Enduring image....

 

[AdminVortex]

I think she has a great body, especially for her age, and is eminently shaggable. Blonde, slim, nubile etc. but she seems really hard-faced and is probably extremely nasty and acidic. Apart from the obvious physical attributes, she does not seem very feminine at all. Mean-spirited and calculating.

Still would though...once.

Someone once described her as having a flinty-eyed look that suggested she didn't get where she is by baking cupcakes for orphans.

 

[CC_TA]

You'll be telling us next that you wouldn't fancy Denise van Outen

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DVO in Love Honour & Obey.
Great film.

 

[ThunderBox]

What’s all this talk about their attitude and hard faced demeanour shit or whose been up there??

FFS imagine it being smashed in by Leroy and his mates, crying it’s eyes out and being deepthroated whilst you wank over the 5 minute clip on XHamster because that’s the closest we will get.

It massively more satisfying if you perceive them to deserve it because they are stuck up.

Les could even be in the clip being forced to watch and trying to stop it except he is being sat on be one of scaley albertos models. Lush.

 

[methilman]

Been AWOL from ARRSE for a few years and it's great to see there are still some creatures lurking in the serving and veteran community ..........some of these comments are priceless.

 

[LouisetheSleaz]

Beef curtains or fabric curtains? Or both?

Whatever I can get away with.

 

[History_Man]

Someone once described her as having a flinty-eyed look that suggested she didn't get where she is by baking cupcakes for orphans.

She wanted to be famous and decided to take the usual route for a young, ambitious female.

 

[Richard Headicus]

I have to agree the thought of Les Dennis's sweaty sack on her chin makes me heave.

If she had her legs wrapped round your hips, pulling Percy in tighter, that too would make you heave.

 

[CrashTestDummy]

... arse the size of Bolivia given her height.

Keep going, I'm nearly there...

 

[Cockmaster]

Ditto. She's attractive right enough, but I just cant stand the woman. Dont know what it is, she's just not for me.

There are LOTS of attractive women, and they can have attractive personalities - it's not all about looks.
I don't know obviously, but I suspect it's all 'ME ME ME' with her.
No Thanks

 

[robinrocket111]

I don't know obviously, but I suspect it's all 'ME ME ME' with her.

So it’s not all YOU YOU YOU then ?

 

[anglo]

Then there's Billie Piper

 

[Wightsparker]

Then there's Billie Piper

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Are you sure that's not the Pie-eyed Piper?

 

[Gardner6LXB]

Then there's Billie Piper

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Chris Evans’ ginger ball bag has bounced off that chin.
I’m out.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Then there's Billie Piper

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Is that her at the Pepper Mill User of the Year awards with her runners up prize?