MILFs you would do.

[WolvoExPunk]

A few years ago, one Friday, I did some work at a well known lapdancing club in Newcastle. It was only teatime, so the club wasn't yet open for business. But there were still one or two dancers milling about, as well as some bar-staff etc. I was well disappointed not to see any of the lasses rehearsing their routines, and I mentioned this, bitterly, to my mates later that evening.

 

[WolvoExPunk]

There are a few bars in Newcastle city centre, which have strippers on match days. For Newcastle Utd and England games. They're not going round with a pint glass, asking for donations, or anything. Just get up on a podium and get on with it. I hear it goes on in Sunderland, too, but I have never been over to see them.
I have never seen this at any bars near Wolves, Villa, Man Utd, Leicester, QPR, Arsenal, Spurs, Celtic, Rangers, or any other grounds I have been to.

 

[AULD_SWEAT]

A lassie lived in a flat above me once, absolutely stunning looking, amazing figure, long blonde hair, drove a BMW. I used to see her in the morning, always coming in as I was going out to work, she would always pass the time of day very pleasantly, just an all round nice girl.

My lesbian flatmate fancied her something rotten, as did I, and concocted all sorts of fantasy lives that she lived. I kinda guessed early on that she was either an exotic dancer or in some way connected with the escort business. Sure enough she made the inside of the News of the World one morning when it was revealed she was dating a minor football celebrity while also lap dancing in some big club.

Long story short, I decided to sell up and move overseas and on my send off night me and the lads went to the strip club where she worked, we got chatting and we got on like a house on fire, a genuinely lovely girl, very sweet with a head well screwed on, she was planning to go to uni. Now she was nice enough to ask me if we wanted to go into a private room for a chat, but I really couldn't bring myself to do so, I assured her I would see her right but I just wanted to chat to her as a neighbour I had always liked and had long wanted to get to know. I paid her what I figured would be a reasonable price for her time with a bit extra, gave her a friendly kiss on the cheek good night under no illusions about the nature of our relationship and said goodbye.

A year later I was well settled in a new career overseas when my brother called me, he had met the girl and she was keen to get in touch with me, she was doing well at uni but had always wanted to see me again as apparently she had a bit of a thing for me (for me!), she passed on her number and asked my brother to be sure to tell me to call. I didn't, I had burned my bridges, I wasn't about to head back to the UK to rekindle a silly fantasy.

So what's my point? Absolutely none, other than the maundering recollections and the thoughts of what might have been of a sad old git. But hey, be nice to your lap dancer, believe it or not, they are human and heck, you never know, if you're a decent guy your fantasy might come true.

 

[Zemlyak]

Another couple for Salma fans......

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Ah yes, Salma Hayek. From the time I watched this scene, I was smitten.


And a fun film to watch too.

 

[JT0475]

Ah yes, Salma Hayek. From the time I watched this scene, I was smitten.


And a fun film to watch too.

Damn right


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[vvaannmmaann]

Smart attractive young women who have a plan and want to make a lot of money quickly to get that plan going.

The storyline for Hustlers. Jennifer Lopez and her mates are lap dancers and when business falls off, they turn to robbing clients by drugging them and maxing out their credit cards.
Based on a true story. What surprised me was the apparent leniency of their sentences. Two of them got probation and had to spend their weekends in prison.

 

[wilfred]

The storyline for Hustlers. Jennifer Lopez and her mates are lap dancers and when business falls off, they turn to robbing clients by drugging them and maxing out their credit cards.
Based on a true story. What surprised me was the apparent leniency of their sentences. Two of them got probation and had to spend their weekends in prison.

Cardi B has admitted to drugging, sexually assaulting and robbing clients when she was a strip club worker and nothing has happened to her. Some people see her as a strong, independent woman. However, Bill Cosby drugs and sexually assaults women and gets jail time. Just look at the another teacher at it thread and see the disparity in sentencing.

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[greasyoik]

How many of her victims came forward to press charges?

Cardi B has admitted to drugging, sexually assaulting and robbing clients when she was a strip club worker and nothing has happened to her. Some people see her as a strong, independent woman. However, Bill Cosby drugs and sexually assaults women and gets jail time. Just look at the another teacher at it thread and see the disparity in sentencing.

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[lokiuk]

How many of her victims came forward to press charges?

And did anything of them turn up for a second time

 

[fangface]

And here she is explaining how she's going to go all biblical on you

and puckering up for starters orders

Because I enjoy ruining peoples lunchtime appetites and spreading horror.

I'd sooner stick my knob in a meat grinder than her.

 

[Grim_Squeaker85]

I'd sooner stick my knob in a meat grinder than her.

Looking at those teeth, it might be the same thing really.

 

[ThunderBox]

How the fcuk has Milfs you would do, turned into old fuckers hazy memories of getting intelligent connections to strippers?!

Start your own thread, I have a dit too!

 

[Cold_Collation]

How the fcuk has Milfs you would do, turned into old ******* hazy memories of getting intelligent connections to strippers?!

Start your own thread, I have a dit too!

...because all the birds we're talking about belong to dits from 10-20 years ago?

They'll be MILFs by now.

 

[Fang_Farrier]

...because all the birds we're talking about belong to dits from 10-20 years ago?

They'll be GILFs by now.

Slight amendment required for accuracy.

 

[robinrocket111]

Kim Marsh yes I. would!

 

[sidsnot]

...because all the birds we're talking about belong to dits from 10-20 years ago?

They'll be MILFs by now.

In my case some, not all, would be GGILFS. If they still draw breath.

 

[wheel]

Bangers and Cash Sarah Crabtree was the office manager. Sadly she has now left.

 

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Bangers and Cash Sarah Crabtree was the office manager. Sadly she has now left.
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No, surely not
She was the best thing on that show

 

[tiv]

No, surely not
She was the best thing on that show

From twitter for what that’s worth!

 

[Alamo]

Ah yes, Salma Hayek. From the time I watched this scene, I was smitten.


And a fun film to watch too.

The best dance in film history. Cross the Titty Twister with Coyote Ugly and put it in a ski resort and you’d have the perfect night out!