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MILFs you would do.

Bob Upndown

War Hero
My dad had a similar problem, he would regularly chat to his next-door-neighbour, usual stuff, passing the time of day, the bloke would mention his kids, including his daughter who was making a name for herself on TV.

Anyhoo one night there she was in some BBC drama, and she got her kit off for a full frontal, and very nice it was too, for me anyway, my poor oul' fella on the other hand was horrified.

He could never have a conversation with the neighbour again, he'd mutter something about how he had some urgent job and rush on, or just try to avoid going out if the bloke was in his garden.

I asked him what the problem was, "I've seen his daughter stark naked, how the hell can I ever look him in the eye again, or even talk to him? I am so mortified."

The problems of an Irish Catholic upbringing.

FFS Man! How long have you been on this site????? You know the drill - a name is required, or even better, pictures!
 
FFS Man! How long have you been on this site????? You know the drill - a name is required, or even better, pictures!
I did think of that but as the neighbourhood is rather small and they both still live there, it would kinda make it obvious who me da is.

ETA: Googling her she actually qualifies for this thread, maybe I'll post her later, quiet like.
 
And what I love about Salma was the vast and varied range of roles she played, never typecast at all.

Another couple for Salma fans......

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And another one, although a bit more at the mature end of spectrum: Anne Hidalgo, Mayor of Paris.

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1. Mum - check
2. Brunette - check
3. Bangers - not sure. Perhaps fitted for but not with.
 
Thankyou - she's in my 'women you don't fancy but you should' pile... there's just something I don't get about her

more women I would but only once and they’d have to ask.


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Jesus wept. No, not even on a bad day.
Looks like the xtian bigot Andrea Minichiello Williams. I would post a picture but I will leave that in your hands if you think you're brave enough.
 
Looks like the xtian bigot Andrea Minichiello Williams. I would post a picture but I will leave that in your hands if you think you're brave enough.
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And here she is explaining how she's going to go all biblical on you

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and puckering up for starters orders

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Because I enjoy ruining peoples lunchtime appetites and spreading horror. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
 

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And here she is explaining how she's going to go all biblical on you

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and puckering up for starters orders

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Because I enjoy ruining peoples lunchtime appetites and spreading horror. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Not that I'm in any way comparing, so due respectful nod to Laura and all others concerned before continuing.

There's a UK porn star called Samantha Bentley who, as well as being filmed doing the sorts of things that nice girls don't - at least, generally not with several blokes at once - has written blogs.

She makes some well-considered points about why she does (did?) what she does, what life decisions she had to make and so on. Among them was having the family know, and having people she knows potentially see her doing some pretty full-on stuff. As she said, once the genie is out of the bottle, that's it; there's no putting it back in.

It's a conversation that I've had with a couple of female friends who, by any measure, have love lives that might be described as 'lively'. One has done the live, couple-to-couple video-cam bit on swapping sites and so on. She and her partner used to be regular swappers. The other... well, at the last count the running total was somewhere north of 2,500 conquests, achieved in just two years, five guys at a time were a favourite pastime, and nothing was off the menu (and the really funny part is that her husband has no idea...).

(Oh, and no I haven't, not in either case.)

But, neither of them got out there on film because of the genie/bottle thing. Both have said to me that they'd have enjoyed doing porn but, in the final analysis, neither was ready for the potential repercussions.

Okay, all examples there are pretty extreme. Reining it back, even tasteful nude modelling has made me think in the past of, "What does your mum/dad think?"

We used to have a girl where I worked some years ago who was stunning and who'd done some, er, 'artful' stuff. It caused even the guys in the office a level of discomfort. I always assumed that the family just didn't know. In the pre-digital days that was a lot easier to get away with, and you'd be surprised how many quite famous UK glamour models nipped over to the Continent and did hardcore.

I know what you mean, though. People on telly are people on telly, and not real, right up until they're people you know.

In my experience, it's the same with music; I've become personal friends with some of the members of my favourite bands. It somehow colours the tunes when you know about the mortgage, mum being ill, the kids acting up at school...
A few years back (wracks memory, actually about 10 years ago) i dated a couple of former lapdancers. Both lovely lasses, but once you know that most likely that when they are grinding on you they are actually thinking what they will be having for dinner tomorrow or how the kitchen needs repainting it takes the fun out of it.

I kept in touch with one and she is now a copper - she also did Page 3 stuff and before me she was in a very stable relationship with a female RAF officer. Not sure how her past life impacted either.

The other mentioned the amount of money they can pull in - when I was dating her it was around Xmas and she commented that if she had worked one weekend it would have covered everything she needed for Xmas and the month of December (I suppose it would have helped as how busy it would have been that time of year)

If you do want to pull a lap-dancer whilst they are working I can recommend appearing rich. Don’t brag about it, don’t say it directly, but drop some factoid that will have the pound signs flashing in their eyes - dress appropriately. It only worked once, but that was enough...

ETA: Yes I have pictures, and no I won’t. :)
 

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