MILFs you would do.

[Kirkz]

There's only three things that smell like fish, and one of them is fish

The other two are my fingers and my knob.

 

[Chef]

Salmon

Alex?

 

[Scaley Albereto]

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Jennifer Love Hewitt, 2 sprogs, and although she is tad chunkier than in her prime, she has not gone Full Scaley.

Definite potetional. She appears to be plumping up very nicely indeed.

Always like to welcome new talent from the dar side...

 

[Scaley Albereto]

You could smash Coco Austin without much fear of snapping her in two, but as she's married to rapper Ice-T you might expect to go down in a hail of 9mm if you were caught hanging out of the back of her like a tampon string


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Bit of a munter TBH

 

[Stonker]

How about this Euro bint?

Ursula von der Leyen​

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Ha I'll see your Hun politico and raise you a quick Finnish:

I give you Sanna Marin - Pry Minister of Finland, getting things off her chest. Principally a blouse and other undergarments.

Well done ma'am.

 

[soutie]

Would you fawcett?

Faucet, tap or spigot. The other one's a surname.

 

[ThelmatheBelmer]

Ha I'll see your Hun politico and raise you a quick Finnish:

I give you Sanna Marin - Pry Minister of Finland, getting things off her chest. Principally a blouse and other undergarments.

Well done ma'am.

If i look at that too long, there'll be a quick finish alright.

Edit: the usual.

 

[History_Man]

Bit of a munter TBH

He's clearly happy being married to an 'adult actress'...

 

[bob_the_bomb]

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Your one’s a bit of a dog, mate...

 

[wheel]

The other two are my fingers and my knob.

But not recently

 

[Kirkz]

But not recently

I watch porn and eat scampi fries nightly

 

[vvaannmmaann]

scampi fries

They still make those?

 

[Kirkz]

They still make those?

Yes.

 

[Raven2008]

Oops 32 year old is in the dock and it’s all water under or over the bridge here. Yep one of her seduction techniques was offering the lads water ...

Woman, 32, had sex with 14-year-old boy, court hears

Teah Vincent, 32, invited two 14-year-old boys to her home in Woolaston, Gloucestershire, and then had sex with one. A jury at Gloucester Crown Court heard the boy told her he was 14 and still at school.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Wish I had lasses like that when I was 14....

cheers

 

[wrinklyone]

Oops 32 year old is in the dock and it’s all water under or over the bridge here. Yep one of her seduction techniques was offering the lads water ...

Woman, 32, had sex with 14-year-old boy, court hears

Teah Vincent, 32, invited two 14-year-old boys to her home in Woolaston, Gloucestershire, and then had sex with one. A jury at Gloucester Crown Court heard the boy told her he was 14 and still at school.

www.dailymail.co.uk

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Wish I had lasses like that when I was 14....

cheers

ANY effing age, to be honest.

 

[greenbaggyskin]

Definite potetional. She appears to be plumping up very nicely indeed.

Always like to welcome new talent from the dar side...

It's not really a 'side' is it? Much more like a demi-galaxy.

 

[Scaley Albereto]

It's not really a 'side' is it? Much more like a demi-galaxy.

Each to their own. You've obviously caught the ghey. That's fine. Just leave the real women to the men amongst us.....

Hermer.

 

[wheel]

I watch porn and eat scampi fries nightly

Good to know that you have everything in hand .

 

[single malt]

I watch porn and eat scampi fries nightly

Is the bag wedged between your body and the armchair arm

 

[Harryc]

Is the bag wedged between your body and the armchair arm

Knut



Snorted a decent brandy all over the tablet.


Knut