MILFs you would do.

[Civvy Scum]

Well, she'd definitely look Priti with 20 million of my potential children splattered all over her face.

That's AFTER I've left her arse looking like a cross between a burst blood orange and a smashed creme egg.

They say romance is dead, you smooth-talking Romeo you.

 

[chuggafugga]

Shamima

I've been married (to the same woman) for over 20 years.
Any hole's a goal.

I'm guessing because she doesn't look the same she did 20 years ago?

 

[chuggafugga]

It’s probably not the done thing to quote oneself, but I have mentioned before about the Home Secretary (in the WYFTYS thread almost exactly a year ago):

• 8 Nov 2019

She looks like a Spanish Galleon in full sail

Shagga-fuckin-delic

 

[RBMK]

Shamima

I'm guessing because she doesn't look the same she did 20 years ago?

No, and she still has a great pair of chebs, but let's mention the magic word menopause.

 

[Stovepipe]

Shagga-fuckin-delic

Shag a Deltic,more like. Broad gauge, I'd say.

 

[Bacongrills]

At least the Tories can manage to get some acceptable looking birds in the cabinet while ruining the country, vote labour and you're going to struggle to even maintain a semi.

 

[A signaller]

you're going to struggle to even maintain a semi.

Viagra?

 

[irlsgt]

Viagra?

Imported from the EU...

 

[MuddyOldEngineer]

Imported from the EU...

Any chance you could leave this pissing match for the other threads ?

 

[diverman]

Imported from the EU...

An American company though who operate world wide.

 

[lokiuk]

No, and she still has a great pair of chebs, but let's mention the magic word menopause.

Ride her from behind and whisper in her ears "You know that the menopause contains the word men in it, is there anything that isn't a mans fault"

Then ride the bucking bronco until you've run out of baby batter

 

[RBMK]

Ride her from behind and whisper in her ears "You know that the menopause contains the word men in it, is there anything that isn't a mans fault"

Then ride the bucking bronco until you've run out of baby batter

Whilst that sounds like a plan, it's more likely to involve a very sharp blade & removal of a certain part of my anatomy without anaesthetic.

 

[Mike Barton]

Already posted in the Emperor thread, not sure if she should be here or the Danger Fucks thread.

Maria Mester, 47, mother of Emile-Bogdan.

Romanian claimed she had 'f*** all' to do with Tamara Ecclestone raid

Maria Mester, 47, and her barman son Emile-Bogdan Savastru, 30, are accused of involvement in the £25million gems raid at Tamara Ecclestone's £70million mansion near Hyde Park last December.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[ThelmatheBelmer]

At least the Tories can manage to get some acceptable looking birds in the cabinet while ruining the country, vote labour and you're going to struggle to even maintain a semi.

This is arrse members you're talking to.

 

[Hexi Bloke]

Hair like Worzel Gummage. Still would though. Although after four kids I probably would not touch the sides, brown pocket it is then.

Yeah may be a bit overstretched .....like throwing your sausage bag into the back of a 4 tonner

 

[Hexi Bloke]

How about this Euro bint?

Ursula von der Leyen​

 

[Grim_Squeaker85]

Yeah may be a bit overstretched .....like throwing your sausage bag into the back of a 4 tonner

More like throwing it into a C5 looking at that.

 

[Hexi Bloke]

Cassandra Peterson, 63.......not bad for 63.

 

[JT0475]

Ruthie Henshall - currently playing in a castle in N Wales - mother of 2...

 

[Hexi Bloke]

Julie at 70.....MILF ot GILF?