MILFs you would do.

Dallas does Granny
Shaving Granny's Privates
Jurassic Granny
Deep Throating Granny
The Granny Only Knocks Twice
American Granny Pie
Bridge Over the Granny's Arrse Crack
Buffy the Granny Layer
Honey I Gave My Granny an Alaskan Pipeline
I Cream over Granny
Jurrasic Granny
Ace Granny Crack Detective
Granny Raider
Who Reamed Granny
Granny Granny Gang Bang
Dawn of the Dead.
 
Just for you as you are sicker than me!

Iris added: "No one had been near me for 35 years, I thought I was a virgin again.
"Can I say what we used? A whole tube of KY Jelly".
"And the thing is, I couldn’t walk the next day. I felt as if I’d been riding a horse. Saddle sore wasn’t in it.

@don't tell him pike is this a kleenex moment for you?
Just one tube? The bloke is an amateur
 
Who said anything about her being a virgin? I wrote that it had been a long time since she got some.
Well, look. If you're going to use fictitious comparisons like Russ Abbott ever being considered funny then you should expect some confusion.
 
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A reminder that this Welsh goddess qualifies...
Just to drag the thread back into the realms of fantasy
 

Fake Sheikh

War Hero
Christine Lampard
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Kirkz

LE
We almost need a seperate thread for "What Women WOULD Kirkz do?". :p
Show me where I said I wouldn't.
I would, but that doesn't mean I actually fancy it.
Jesus, I'd fuck you after enough Herfy.
 
I don't want to bring you down @Kirkz but the likelihood of Jennifer Lopez abandoning her $28 million los Angeles mansion and moving in with a postman from Lancaster is slim and probably not one of your main worries in life.
 
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