MILFs you would do.

If I may, I’ll see your fantasy threesome and raise you a foursome by adding the incredible Victoria Coren Mitchell (does she have a face? Who knows??!). What a way to go o_O

My bold.. the arrogant, snotty, lefty, pc cow who needs her adenoids & sinuses cleared, IMHO if anything her looks and attitude are more likely to be an erection killer, rather than enhance any sexual encounter. :-(
 


Fussy more like, but with VCM, to even get me to consider wasting any semen on her, she would have to have a fool proof gag & a total facemask on to even get me near her. I admit to having had a few dogs in my time whilst wearing the "beer goggles", as well as some stunning birds whilst mainly sober, all with varying politics & intelligence, but she turns me right off with her right on, condescending sarcastic attitude and whiny nasal voice.

Oh and did I mention, I DONT LIKE HER OR HER VOICE.
 
My bold.. the arrogant, snotty, lefty, pc cow who needs her adenoids & sinuses cleared, IMHO if anything her looks and attitude are more likely to be an erection killer, rather than enhance any sexual encounter. :-(
Fussy more like, but with VCM, to even get me to consider wasting any semen on her, she would have to have a fool proof gag & a total facemask on to even get me near her. I admit to having had a few dogs in my time whilst wearing the "beer goggles", as well as some stunning birds whilst mainly sober, all with varying politics & intelligence, but she turns me right off with her right on, condescending sarcastic attitude and whiny nasal voice.

Oh and did I mention, I DONT LIKE HER OR HER VOICE.
You've caught the ghey, you fucking harry hoofter.
VCM is sex on legs.
 
Fussy more like, but with VCM, to even get me to consider wasting any semen on her, she would have to have a fool proof gag & a total facemask on to even get me near her. I admit to having had a few dogs in my time whilst wearing the "beer goggles", as well as some stunning birds whilst mainly sober, all with varying politics & intelligence, but she turns me right off with her right on, condescending sarcastic attitude and whiny nasal voice.

Oh and did I mention, I DONT LIKE HER OR HER VOICE.
You're gayer than a gay boy dressed in drag at a gay pride march you fucking gayer.
 
I'm ******* her not voting her in as PM.
Perfectly put @Kirkz , perhaps I should have qualified my post by saying that at no point would I want to speak to them. Comms would take the form of pointing at the required instructional page in Rodox or Colour Climax and expecting immediate, perfectly executed attention to orifice and/or appendage.
 
Perfectly put @Kirkz , perhaps I should have qualified my post by saying that at no point would I want to speak to them. Comms would take the form of pointing at the required instructional page in Rodox or Colour Climax and expecting immediate, perfectly executed attention to orifice and/or appendage.

Dear God, mucker, most of the models featured back then will be older than the Old'nBold of BAOR. I've heard of GILFS but you're in the realms of GGGILFs. Well pervy. Congrats.
 
I'm ******* her not voting her in as PM.
Perfectly put @Kirkz , perhaps I should have qualified my post by saying that at no point would I want to speak to them. Comms would take the form of pointing at the required instructional page in Rodox or Colour Climax and expecting immediate, perfectly executed attention to orifice and/or appendage.
They're a menu???? I thought they were just art pamphlets, if it carries on like this they're going to take my man card.

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Dear God, mucker, most of the models featured back then will be older than the Old'nBold of BAOR. I've heard of GILFS but you're in the realms of GGGILFs. Well pervy. Congrats.
I thank you, one tries. Those publications formed a seminal point in my life starting with where I was “dared”at the age of 14 to go into the standard Soho mag den and find some good filth (previously surviving on a grot diet of Fiesta, Men Only and if I were lucky, a Penthouse).

The first mag I picked up in the shop was a Colour Climax with a HUGELY busty but attractive ( as if I had a feckin’ point of reference) blond with two equally busty “friends”,each with a fist up the firsts pssuy whilst each sucking a nipple. You’ll appreciate from the detail, this has stayed with me.

From there on in, pervy? Just a tad!
 
I thank you, one tries. Those publications formed a seminal point in my life starting with where I was “dared”at the age of 14 to go into the standard Soho mag den and find some good filth (previously surviving on a grot diet of Fiesta, Men Only and if I were lucky, a Penthouse).

The first mag I picked up in the shop was a Colour Climax with a HUGELY busty but attractive ( as if I had a feckin’ point of reference) blond with two equally busty “friends”,each with a fist up the firsts pssuy whilst each sucking a nipple. You’ll appreciate from the detail, this has stayed with me.

From there on in, pervy? Just a tad!
It’s the hairy armpits and minges that have been stored into my memory banks - of the females, I hasten to add! :smile:
 
I thank you, one tries. Those publications formed a seminal point in my life starting with where I was “dared”at the age of 14 to go into the standard Soho mag den and find some good filth (previously surviving on a grot diet of Fiesta, Men Only and if I were lucky, a Penthouse).

The first mag I picked up in the shop was a Colour Climax with a HUGELY busty but attractive ( as if I had a feckin’ point of reference) blond with two equally busty “friends”,each with a fist up the firsts pssuy whilst each sucking a nipple. You’ll appreciate from the detail, this has stayed with me.

From there on in, pervy? Just a tad!
I believe that a certain x rated rodent porn site still has some 8mm->VHS-->digital copies of Colour Climax reels.

The "actors/actresses" filmed back then actually looked as if they were enjoying themselves.
 
Fussy more like, but with VCM, to even get me to consider wasting any semen on her, she would have to have a fool proof gag & a total facemask on to even get me near her. I admit to having had a few dogs in my time whilst wearing the "beer goggles", as well as some stunning birds whilst mainly sober, all with varying politics & intelligence, but she turns me right off with her right on, condescending sarcastic attitude and whiny nasal voice.

Oh and did I mention, I DONT LIKE HER OR HER VOICE.
Bag over her head, doggy style and a ball gag. Job jobbed. You hermer.
 
I now have the makings of a fantasy threesome involving her and the not dissimilar Camilla Long

Checklist:

Blonde: Check
Specs: Check
Nurses: Check (Well they're both wearing blue dresses)
Piercings and tatts: Check (In my mind they have)
Like anal: Check (Of course they do; look at them)
Slim: No

5 out of 6 ain't bad. I'd be prepared to shower them both with my attention for a short baby oil fuelled session. Minxes the pair of them.
 

ancienturion

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Perfectly put @Kirkz , perhaps I should have qualified my post by saying that at no point would I want to speak to them. Comms would take the form of pointing at the required instructional page in Rodox or Colour Climax and expecting immediate, perfectly executed attention to orifice and/or appendage.
Feet in a bucket and head through the handle. Opus operatum perhaps?
 
Halle Berry does yoga.

 

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