MILFs you would do.

[RBMK]

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Katie Walderman, presenter and weathergirl on BBC North West. Three ankle biters, apparently.

If you're stealing our North West news presenters then Kelly Foran has 2 kids:

 

[Mr_Fingerz]

Didn't I read somewhere that she bats from the pavilion end? Happy to be proved wrong.

Married since 2003 with 3 mini Husains.

 

[CharleyBourne]

From Wiki: Husain married Meekal Hashmi in July 2003. The couple have three boys, Rafael, Musa and Zaki[8][23][24] and live in Camden, North London.[25]

Phew! So she qualifies. I have an uncanny knack of picking those who haven't pushed one out.

 

[wasteofrations2]

If you're stealing our North West news presenters then Kelly Foran has 2 kids:
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I posted her in the brunette thread. Anyway, I'm not stealing NW presenters I'm in Manchester.

 

[jagman2]

I'm in Manchester.

Commiserations old boy

Still, can't get much more unlucky so life is bound to improve

 

[Bacongrills]

Kate Bush hasn't been " running up that hill " it seems.

Unless there's a chippy up there that sells jumbo battered sausages.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Phew! So she qualifies. I have an uncanny knack of picking those who haven't pushed one out.

Pushing them out does not bar them for playing for the home team.

 

[CrashTestDummy]

Didn't I read somewhere that she bats from the pavilion end? Happy to be proved wrong.

Maybe you're thinking of Jane Hill?

 

[syrup]

Late Bush hasn't been " running up that hill " it seems.

Unless there's a chippy up there that sells jumbo battered sausages.

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She's reportedly making millions thanks to a Netflix show

She can probably afford Deliveroo

 

[CharleyBourne]

Pushing them out does not bar them for playing for the home team.

Although still qualifies them for this thread, which is where I've run aground before.

Cock. It's the real thing.

 

[CharleyBourne]

Maybe you're thinking of Jane Hill?

With all due respects to both Arrsers, they're easily confused. Both work for the Beeb and all that.

 

[jockparamedic]

Late Bush hasn't been " running up that hill " it seems.

Unless there's a chippy up there that sells jumbo battered sausages.

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Still would though.

 

[Dicky Ticker]

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Mishal Hussein. Journalist and broadcaster on a chilly night.

What does she do for a living on the warm nights?

 

[Dicky Ticker]

Although still qualifies them for this thread, which is where I've run aground before.
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Cock. It's the real thing.

I just idly mused how long it would be before some bearded wonder turned up on this thread if some people insist that men can get pregnant and have sprogs? Or is that a definition of MILF I don't want to investigate further...

 

[DK27]

What does she do for a living on the warm nights?

Getting hotter with me but remotely i.e. she is absent.

 

[DK27]

I just idly mused how long it would be before some bearded wonder turned up on this thread if some people insist that men can get pregnant and have sprogs? Or is that a definition of MILF I don't want to investigate further...

That's put me right off of basting the Sunday lunch later....

 

[single malt]

I just idly mused how long it would be before some bearded wonder turned up on this thread if some people insist that men can get pregnant and have sprogs? Or is that a definition of MILF I don't want to investigate further...

We have to all inclusive nowadays Man ILF turns some folk on not me. I hasten to add

 

[CharleyBourne]

I just idly mused how long it would be before some bearded wonder turned up on this thread if some people insist that men can get pregnant and have sprogs? Or is that a definition of MILF I don't want to investigate further...

I don't have a beard but I frequently wonder.

 

[Old Stab]

I have a beard, from certain angles I look pregnant. I also have moobs.


No, you can't shag me..perverts.

 

[single malt]

I have a beard, from certain angles I look pregnant. I also have moobs.


No, you can't shag me..perverts.

Stop playing hard to get