MILFs you would do.

[colinmc400]

Sabrina Salerno

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Check out her Youtube coverage. Hilarious how keen she was to get her "girls, girls, girls" out on TV. "Oh did i just slip out of that top i was nearly wearing? Apparently so, but turn that way just to make sure the camera got it".

 

[diverman]

Fully qualified, close the thread. Good job we don’t live in the times of Henry VIII otherwise getting dead after a trip to the tower was always difficult.

 

[soutie]

Have you progressed to swimsuits with more coverage?

No, prefer the smooth look is all!

 

[LouisetheSleaz]

I remember bikini lines. Long gone now.

Glub glub glub! Everyone overboard!

 

[Syledis]

You're just aiming for low-hanging fruit.

Women only cut their hair short when they realise they can no longer compete with their younger 'sisters' looks wise. They realise that their beauty has faded so create a 'new' look.

When I see all the 35-45 year-old women who get divorced and chop their hair off it makes me chuckle.

Long healthy hair is one of natures inbuilt signals of feminine beauty and fertility to men.

If all you studmuffins look past short haired women, it just means more chances for me.

Low fruit, high fruit, at the end of the day its still fruit!

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Has this absolute goddess got kids though?

She's got very manly hands.

 

[AdminVortex]

Just laughed out loud because you perfectly describe a rather nasty specimen that I know who's just gone "look at meeeeeeee" on social media with shorter 'new hair, new me' having been (rightfully) dumped by her hubby.

Is she "living her best life"?

 

[colinmc400]

She's got very manly hands.

And massive norks. Could be a match made in heaven if she gets a firm grip of my ole fella.

 

[Cold_Collation]

Is she "living her best life"?

“Aw, you look great hun!”

Only on social media. We’ve not spoken in a while but the Facebook year being punctuated every half term with pictures of expensive holidays has stopped.

She’s roughly 20 years and two kids too far up the road to trap what she’s trying to.

Karma. Shouldn’t have played silly games.

 

[MuddyOldEngineer]

“Aw, you look great hun!”

Only on social media. We’ve not spoken in a while but the Facebook year being punctuated every half term with pictures of expensive holidays has stopped.

She’s roughly 20 years and two kids too far up the road to trap what she’s trying to.

Karma. Shouldn’t have played silly games.

She is guaranteed to compensate for her lack of success with some tattoos.

 

[AdminVortex]

No doubt she's plumped for the "I want to speak to the manager" haircut.

And has a picture with "live, laugh, love" on it.

 

[colinmc400]

Fully qualified, close the thread. Good job we don’t live in the times of Henry VIII otherwise getting dead after a trip to the tower was always difficult.
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After 14 sprogs have popped their little Royal melons out of her, there would defo be a hippo's yawn going on in her boxers. Even I wouldn't be able to touch the sides.

 

[MuddyOldEngineer]

No doubt she's plumped for the "I want to speak to the manager" haircut.

And has a picture with "live, laugh, love" on it.

She is working on her business, a new perfume, essence of Karen...

 

[goodoldboy]

After 14 sprogs have popped their little Royal melons out of her, there would defo be a hippo's yawn going on in her boxers. Even I wouldn't be able to touch the sides.

Pure prose...

 

[Cold_Collation]

She is guaranteed to compensate for her lack of success with some tattoos.

Near-anorexic diet and that 'tapeworm in a dress' look.

Will gain a reputation on girls' nights out for being 'great fun' and 'leading us all astray, LOL'; i.e. necking the white wine and cocktails in industrial quantities.

 

[re-stilly]

Near-anorexic diet and that 'tapeworm in a dress' look.

Will gain a reputation on girls' nights out for being 'great fun' and 'leading us all astray, LOL'; i.e. necking the white wine and cocktails in industrial quantities.

Gobbling old blokes in a back alley type lady after a night out...where does she drink again?

 

[Cold_Collation]

Gobbling old blokes in a back alley type lady after a night out...where does she drink again?

Guess...

 

[re-stilly]

Guess...

Wetherspoons, Reigate?

 

[Cold_Collation]

Wetherspoons, Reigate?

Check your phone.

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[re-stilly]

Check your phone.

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Sorry busy tonight, washing my hair....I am sure you can find a suitable stud muffin