Me and Axxy Axxxm were in the shop one bright and early Saturday morning, buying breakfast beers, and Axdy made the mistake of gobbing off to her about her comedy eyebrows. She slapped him full in the face, as in straight arm telegraphed slap, if we hadn't have been so drunk he could have dodged it.
However, in the p1ssed state we were in, that slap rang out across the shop like a thunderclap!
After what seemed like an age, Axdy paid for his beers and walked out in a zombie like state in pure bewilderment at having been slapped in the shop, while I tried to recover the arm full of space raiders I'd dropped when I p1ssed myself laughing!
Me "Mate, did you just get slapped by a NAAFI bird?"
Axdy "What the fxck! Did that just really happen?"
Me "Yes mate, it was fxcking outstanding! I thought you were going to nut her"
Axdy "Fxck that, she would have battered us both"
Me "I p1ssed me self and dropped all the crisps. And I forgot my pork pie"
Axdy "I think I'll give the shop a miss for a few days"