Mildly amusing

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by msr, May 19, 2011.

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  1. msr

    msr LE

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  2. ..........though I'm still trying to figure out how to introduce this one into a conversation " playing spin the hot screaming parcel. "
  3. Yeah Totally hilarious

  4. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Get working you lazy barsteward!!! :)
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  5. You must be as good at your work as I am Juggling bulldogs

    Yay, it works
  6. That sounds better than flossing the bandit.
  7. The bandit only needed flossing because he has been Brewing the Welsh leather dumplings!
  8. "You should have seen your face! You looked like you were
    dropping the eggplant."

    Is that something to do with scat or FiveAlpha? I'm confused!
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  9. "going to town on the curtain." The dirty ol' bugger
  10. Apparently I'm "gargling the buttery surgeon general".
  11. When you've finished you should take a look at the Euphamism Generator. ;-)
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  12. Will do FW.... many thanks.
  13. [FONT=Lucida, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]You can't expect me to believe you were only
    wielding the pope's mushroom.

  14. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Isn't it good.

    I got 'unmasking the clam'.

    How do they know?
  15. The friendly men spent an enjoyable afternoon rearranging the cheese.

    Organzola perhaps?

    MSR you bastard... that's my afternoon fucked.