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Mike Tierney

#1
Morning all. A very quick question to end an argument. I work on the Gsoport ferry and for masny months have been regaled by tales of derring do by one of our daily users. From being in charge of clearing up the ebola virus in Rwanda to being asked by the MOD on the feasibility of conducting a assination on gadaffy only last week, i have had this dripped into my ear on a daily basis. The guys is called Mike Tierney, ex para, ex SBS and exselous scout. I have seen pics alledgly of him here on arse however he looks a lot different, very fat and porky however he rides a moped with Lplates so I assume it is the same guy. I would dearly love to embarress this chap in front of the regulars here who seem to idolise him. To that end with love the SP on him so any comments greatly appreciated. Ta in advance
 
#6
Read it mate, really just not look like the guy only name and dits are the same. Facially he seems a lot different however every sentence is paras this and paras that...Its a standing joke here however he regales a wide bunch of regulars who seem to be totally taken in by it all and his latest is that he is looking for sponsorship fro the marathon sables, a run across the shahara. I hear all sorts of shit from a million different people on a daily basis however lies + sponsorship in my eyes sounds like theft.
 
#12
I think we were going to get you've got the wrong bloke guv, take the pictures down.



Now, I'm no Gynecologist, but I know a Cunt when I see one.
He looks a lot, lot different but I first recognised the camoflage jacket as obvious loads of stiched on stuff has been removed -im ex matelot so can handle a needle! He was on the ferry this morining and the more i smirk at his dits the more come along
 
#14
He is very heavily stubbled and I asked him this morning how his leg was. he said some days i just learn to ignore it. He seems to forget that ive seen him in shorts and he seems to have two of them
 
G

goatrutar

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#17
He is very heavily stubbled and I asked him this morning how his leg was. he said some days i just learn to ignore it. He seems to forget that ive seen him in shorts and he seems to have two of them
so let me get this straight, he's whinging about having a missing keg but he doesn't?
just pitch the cunt off the side of your ferry...
 
#19
He looks a lot, lot different but I first recognised the camoflage jacket as obvious loads of stiched on stuff has been removed -im ex matelot so can handle a needle! He was on the ferry this morining and the more i smirk at his dits the more come along

So we believe. I've heard on some of HM ship's lower deck mess, it looks like a scene from Trainspotting
 
#20
............ his latest is that he is looking for sponsorship fro the marathon sables, a run across the shahara. I hear all sorts of shit from a million different people on a daily basis however lies + sponsorship in my eyes sounds like theft.
He'll have to be quick it finished last week. I know because I won it, but that's a tale for another day.
 

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