Miele washing machines vs Kent Police

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by SausageDog, Jan 21, 2013.

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  1. Miele washing machines (as used by Jarrod and Seaman Staines

  2. The Mighty Kent Police Force - as loved by many!

  3. Neither, they're both equally over rated!

  1. Which is better, you, the public decide!!! :queen:
  2. I have neither in the house. If Kent Police were here they would be lost.
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  3. Depends what sort of wash you are wanting. If its a whitewash....

    Don't we have a dedicated expert on this subject? Someone au-fais with expensive white goods that can remove stains of a homosexual nature?
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  4. I voted KP, because they're much more likely to give fucking BounceBanana a massive stroke, locked-in syndrome and a slow agonising death from NHS cheeseparing and incompetence.

    Can't see a washine machine doing that.
  5. HHH

    HHH LE

    It all depends on who can spin the best!

    Sent From My ARRSE Using Two Fingers
  6. The Miele, you can turn the fucker off and ignore it. The Kent filth just don't know when to give up, except when dealing with them luverley gypsies. Cunts.
    And, the Miele won't cost you so much....
  7. Yes, I was sent to Kent Police HQ a couple of times to have my brain 'rewashed'. I'm sure they used a Miele.
  8. See the dyslexia is bak agin.
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  9. It`s probably the Miele tumble drier they use afterwards. It shrinks everything.