Midnight Egg Banjo

#2
Ok, so I didn't actually have any hexamine blocks left, but the stove did a fantastic job, minus the industrial seasoning.

oh, and Zero-Over is a tosser.
 
#9
What were you in prison for? Did we work that out yet?
For choking the last wanker who asked me what I'd been to prison for!



(or was it for not knowing what an egg banjo was?)
No seriously, you rambling alcoholic prick, what were you banged up for? Was it for theft? You seem like a thief - an alcoholic, rambling, fucking thief.
 
#17
Isnt it Biped? If that's short for something, I hate to think what he was banged up for.
Sadly it wasn't for noncing boys and girls.

He attempted rearranging some young lad's internal organs through the medium of a big knife. He did look a little bit rapey though. Mind you, that wouldn't stand out much on here, it's not like we're short of rapists without him.
 
#18
Sadly it wasn't for noncing boys and girls.

He attempted rearranging some young lad's internal organs through the medium of a big knife. He did look a little bit rapey though. Mind you, that wouldn't stand out much on here, it's not like we're short of rapists without him.
Funniest post of the weekend.

The expression "look a bit rapey" reminded me of the Jim Jeffries story about him and some Hollywood actor in a hotel.
 

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