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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BBear, Dec 15, 2005.

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  1. BBear

    BBear LE Reviewer

    I've just seen a midget doing stand up comedy. Im rolling around in hysterics with my dad, but the girlfriend said that we're dispicable and went off in a huff...

    Does this mean we're bad people? :twisted:
     
  2. Ask RTFQ, he's the authority on such things.........
     
  3. i did see a crippled lesbian once do comedy.. i was pulled up for not laughing as it was "very brave" not popular when my reply was "her wheelchair is funnier than she is!" fcuk the pc brigade
    put it this way.. her funniest line was something like "if you'd paid to see stand up, leave now cos i'm staying seated!"
     
  4. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer


    It was RTFQ.


    On stilts.
     
  5. Not all men can be as tall, dark & handsome as you, eh Cuts? :lol:
     
  6. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer