Middle child syndrome

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  1. I think this is the reason im joining the army especially infantry. Coming up i felt no belonging, trust or love which has made me numb i want to feel the love, belonging, trust from my brothers in arms. And i want to give the same back and find my place in life rather than be discarded like a old toy. http://lifestyle.iloveindia.com/lounge/middle-child-syndrome-5482.html
  2. Fcuk off soft cnut.
  3. A well deserved 02 tag, if ever I saw one.
  4. Kill yourself immediately
  5. your a joke. did you expect to be taken seriously, or just beaten until you cry? masochist.
  6. You say im soft? im sure your mum would debate this when i was rock hard in her last week. :twisted:
  7. May the bacteria of a thousand swollen lepers invade your inner colon.
  8. May a thousand rabid wolverines swing by their teeth from your scrotum. A wah, surely.
  9. Im Spartacus
  10. I'm Loretta, pleased to meet you.
  11. I know what you did to Cleveland Loretta, Im not staying around for you to crucify me like all those others you have!
  12. Oi you fcuking Aussie, get your own :D.

    You get bored of watching kangaroo porn then?

    wolverines.. fcuking showoff
  13. (innocently) Oh, you don't have wolverines there? I am sorry!
  14. A 'middle child' you say? Your parents must be as stupid as you are - having had you, what on earth made them want another one?

    Are you sure you didn't draw your first breath on the draining board in a dodgy back-street clinic?
  15. Thank you for that all-too-vivid mental image, I'll savour it over dinner :)