Middle aged perve.

Right. The project I'm on is getting under way, and my team is expanding.


I requested that the consultancy l work through supply 1 x administrator, 1 x site auditor, 1 x environmental specialist - all fairly junior jobs.

All have now been assigned.


Fukc me raw, they're all gorgeous 20-something women. I mean, proper gorgeous. It's like a Lynx advert.

My team is now me, and Charlie's Angels.


Do l

A. Act all professional, treat them professionally, not even glance at their pert bosoms, tightly-trousered buttocks, long, swishing hair.

B. Take sneaky pictures and share with Arrse

C. Suggestions welcome.



... I'm not exaggerating, they're all fukcing gorgeous.
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Here’s what you do. Take a Section photo of you all together indoors, with the heating cranked up to full, blank out your face to maintain your arrse persec, put picture up on here, then we can check them out.
Use a decent camera so we can zoom in yeah?!
 
Have any of the new intake complained that the tea tastes, well..... a bit salty?

And do you turn the heating up all day, just to make their seats smell better?

If you answer "No" to either of these questions, you're not a perve. At least not a proper one.
 
Here’s what you do. Take a Section photo of you all together indoors, with the heating cranked up to full, blank out your face to maintain your arrse persec, put picture up on here, then we can check them out.
Use a decent camera so we can zoom in yeah?!

I'll try. Might be wise to pixellate their faces too.


All over their faces.
 

Fake Sheikh

Old-Salt
Right. The project I'm on is getting under way, and my team is expanding.


I requested that the consultancy l work through supply 1 x administrator, 1 x site auditor, 1 x environmental specialist - all fairly junior jobs.

All have now been assigned.


Fukc me raw, they're all gorgeous 20-something women. I mean, proper gorgeous. It's like a Lynx advert.

My team is now me, and Charlie's Angels.


Do l

A. Act all professional, treat them professionally, not even glance at their pert bosoms, tightly-trousered buttocks, long, swishing hair.

B. Take sneaky pictures and share with Arrse

C. Suggestions welcome.



... I'm not exaggerating, they're all fukcing gorgeous.
You know the rules, photos are a must or they are all post op ladies, the kind you like!
Upskirt, snatch/beaver & breasts are best as ever, you are the boss & they will approve of it.
Of course they could be after the top job so suggest you wish to give the the company physical.

Of course this could all go pear shape & you are found out to be a pervert and sex pest who has tried it on with the young ladies in the hope they give you sexual favours, if this happens explain you are on arrse and all should be cushty as del would say.

Lucky barsteward
 
Millenials.... the answer is social media. Get them to share their LinkedIn, Instagram, Facebook, SnapChat, TikTok and every other app then mine it like Scargill for the slightest hint of flesh then go at it like an epileptic baboon... after posting on here obviously.
 
Schedule the work to flow into the evening, order takeaway, get the rufilin out, job jobbed....

Edit; don’t forget to wear a jimmy, dna tests and all that.....
~I don't see how wearing his old beret and cap badge will help?

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As these your Fag Hag's?

 
Right. The project I'm on is getting under way, and my team is expanding.


I requested that the consultancy l work through supply 1 x administrator, 1 x site auditor, 1 x environmental specialist - all fairly junior jobs.

All have now been assigned.


Fukc me raw, they're all gorgeous 20-something women. I mean, proper gorgeous. It's like a Lynx advert.

My team is now me, and Charlie's Angels.


Do l

A. Act all professional, treat them professionally, not even glance at their pert bosoms, tightly-trousered buttocks, long, swishing hair.

B. Take sneaky pictures and share with Arrse

C. Suggestions welcome.



... I'm not exaggerating, they're all fukcing gorgeous.
Get a lawyer primed for when you have to take a leading role in the inevitable industrial tribunal/court case.
 

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