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Middle aged perve.

Photos of correctly managed waste skips, dust monitoring stations and indeed properly bunded fuel stores. I assume.
I was think more along the lines of ....
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windswept398

Old-Salt
Right. The project I'm on is getting under way, and my team is expanding.


I requested that the consultancy l work through supply 1 x administrator, 1 x site auditor, 1 x environmental specialist - all fairly junior jobs.

All have now been assigned.


Fukc me raw, they're all gorgeous 20-something women. I mean, proper gorgeous. It's like a Lynx advert.

My team is now me, and Charlie's Angels.


Do l

A. Act all professional, treat them professionally, not even glance at their pert bosoms, tightly-trousered buttocks, long, swishing hair.

B. Take sneaky pictures and share with Arrse

C. Suggestions welcome.



... I'm not exaggerating, they're all fukcing gorgeous.

You're a creep. You know that, right?
 
Don’t believe you.

Any pictures purporting to be them will be ruthlessly reverse-image-searched so none of your stock photo bollocks either.
 
Back in nineteen seventy doo daa you’d probably have got away with slapping their arse and asking to see their tits.

Today you’d go directly to jail, do not pass the divorce courts, do not collect your pension.

Yes. If any of his wonderous stories are true...
 
Right. The project I'm on is getting under way, and my team is expanding.


I requested that the consultancy l work through supply 1 x administrator, 1 x site auditor, 1 x environmental specialist - all fairly junior jobs.

All have now been assigned.


Fukc me raw, they're all gorgeous 20-something women. I mean, proper gorgeous. It's like a Lynx advert.

My team is now me, and Charlie's Angels.


Do l

A. Act all professional, treat them professionally, not even glance at their pert bosoms, tightly-trousered buttocks, long, swishing hair.

B. Take sneaky pictures and share with Arrse

C. Suggestions welcome.



... I'm not exaggerating, they're all fukcing gorgeous.

I thought this was another thread about Andrew
 
If you don't have them all tapped by New Year's Eve you are a raging homme or really fucking ugly.



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I already told you to **** off, you boring prick. **** off.

No matter where you go, there you are.
With the addendum, in your special case, of never quite realizing how ineffectual you are in any of your fantasies.
 
Shh.

You're boring and utterly ignorant.


Shhh.

Na, just bored, and attempting to condescend to your level in order to be understood.

Feeling strong Special Ed?
 
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