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Middle aged perve.

Esprit de corps runs strong within the ARRSE community so let us as a team share your burden to make the project a success.
As in tag team I assume?
 
I'm sorry to say this, you start a thread here pertaining to 3 gorgeous members of the opposite sex and you have the nerve to ask for advice. If the said females are as stunning as you say, I think the only person you should contact is Jarrod. You appear to need help re-arranging your cushions.


It's more about making other middle aged perves go "ooooh, the lucky fucker".
 
Right. The project I'm on is getting under way, and my team is expanding.


I requested that the consultancy l work through supply 1 x administrator, 1 x site auditor, 1 x environmental specialist - all fairly junior jobs.

All have now been assigned.


Fukc me raw, they're all gorgeous 20-something women. I mean, proper gorgeous. It's like a Lynx advert.

My team is now me, and Charlie's Angels.


Do l

A. Act all professional, treat them professionally, not even glance at their pert bosoms, tightly-trousered buttocks, long, swishing hair.

B. Take sneaky pictures and share with Arrse

C. Suggestions welcome.



... I'm not exaggerating, they're all fukcing gorgeous.

Back in nineteen seventy doo daa you’d probably have got away with slapping their arse and asking to see their tits.

Today you’d go directly to jail, do not pass the divorce courts, do not collect your pension.
 
Back in nineteen seventy doo daa you’d probably have got away with slapping their arse and asking to see their tits.

Today you’d go directly to jail, do not pass the divorce courts, do not collect your pension.
Been there, done that.
No, not the jail and divorce thing.
 
Back in nineteen seventy doo daa you’d probably have got away with slapping their arse and asking to see their tits.

Today you’d go directly to jail, do not pass the divorce courts, do not collect your pension.

There’s just no justice anymore is there?
 

Yokel

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Ask yourself how you would feel if you went to an interview, and a middle aged female interviewer kept looking at you dreamily, and proceeded to rub you through clothes as she sat on the desk in front of you.......

Personally I would like it.
 
Ask yourself how you would feel if you went to an interview, and a middle aged female interviewer kept looking at you dreamily, and proceeded to rub you through clothes as she sat on the desk in front of you.......

Personally I would like it.
Life is so unfair.
 
I`ve got environmental qualifications , invite me on site and I`ll write a detailed report, take photo`s and report back.
 
Show them your cock and brag how untouchable you are.

Seriously it does work if you go down the funny route with it

It worked when I was chatting up my missus, I sent a message with the title "Wanna see my cock"

And enclosed was a photo of the cockerel in the garden (naked of course)
 

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