Middle aged perve.

I remember one time in the office, we had an absolute stunner of a Receptionist, The VP was interviewing for a new designer one day and as they were walking to the boardroom the new chap turned to the VP and said "Kin ell', I would double bang that ass of hers in a second." The VP replied, "Thanks for your time, that's my Daughter, I'll walk you to the door."
 

49er

On ROPS
On ROPs
Are you a 23 year old called Jessica with a serious gym habit and lustrous skin? If not, foxtrot oscar.

I am not an equal opportunity employer.
You can call me Jessy if you must. Don't do gyms anymore and skin is a tad rough and hairy.
Well into the second flush of youth and ready for equal opportunity perving.
Photos or fuck off.
 
Schedule the work to flow into the evening, order takeaway, get the rufilin out, job jobbed....

Edit; don’t forget to wear a jimmy, dna tests and all that.....
 
Right. The project I'm on is getting under way, and my team is expanding.


I requested that the consultancy l work through supply 1 x administrator, 1 x site auditor, 1 x environmental specialist - all fairly junior jobs.

All have now been assigned.


Fukc me raw, they're all gorgeous 20-something women. I mean, proper gorgeous. It's like a Lynx advert.

My team is now me, and Charlie's Angels.


Do l

A. Act all professional, treat them professionally, not even glance at their pert bosoms, tightly-trousered buttocks, long, swishing hair.

B. Take sneaky pictures and share with Arrse

C. Suggestions welcome.



... I'm not exaggerating, they're all fukcing gorgeous.
Get them all pregnant.
 
Right, this extra job you have a vacancy for. How about £7.50 an hour for 3 hours a day? It's not much but it's all I can afford on my pension.
 
Right. The project I'm on is getting under way, and my team is expanding.


I requested that the consultancy l work through supply 1 x administrator, 1 x site auditor, 1 x environmental specialist - all fairly junior jobs.

All have now been assigned.


Fukc me raw, they're all gorgeous 20-something women. I mean, proper gorgeous. It's like a Lynx advert.

My team is now me, and Charlie's Angels.


Do l

A. Act all professional, treat them professionally, not even glance at their pert bosoms, tightly-trousered buttocks, long, swishing hair.

B. Take sneaky pictures and share with Arrse

C. Suggestions welcome.



... I'm not exaggerating, they're all fukcing gorgeous.
Your boss is setting you up for a sacking... Either that or a sucking...
 
Right. The project I'm on is getting under way, and my team is expanding.


I requested that the consultancy l work through supply 1 x administrator, 1 x site auditor, 1 x environmental specialist - all fairly junior jobs.

All have now been assigned.


Fukc me raw, they're all gorgeous 20-something women. I mean, proper gorgeous. It's like a Lynx advert.

My team is now me, and Charlie's Angels.


Do l

A. Act all professional, treat them professionally, not even glance at their pert bosoms, tightly-trousered buttocks, long, swishing hair.

B. Take sneaky pictures and share with Arrse

C. Suggestions welcome.



... I'm not exaggerating, they're all fukcing gorgeous.
So, you admit you only have 1 site auditor for the project, and that auditor has absolutely no fucking experience, and is therefore not capable of conducting a valid audit at all, which isn't very important anyway because it is a junior job, in spite of being the core of H&S on your 1.2 Billion Pound project.
 
So, you admit you only have 1 site auditor for the project, and that auditor has absolutely no ******* experience, and is therefore not capable of conducting a valid audit at all, which isn't very important anyway because it is a junior job, in spite of being the core of H&S on your 1.2 Billion Pound project.
OK but she is very pretty.
 
So, you admit you only have 1 site auditor for the project, and that auditor has absolutely no ******* experience, and is therefore not capable of conducting a valid audit at all, which isn't very important anyway because it is a junior job, in spite of being the core of H&S on your 1.2 Billion Pound project.
Oh fuck off you boring ignorant prick.
 
I remember one time in the office, we had an absolute stunner of a Receptionist, The VP was interviewing for a new designer one day and as they were walking to the boardroom the new chap turned to the VP and said "Kin ell', I would double bang that ass of hers in a second." The VP replied, "Thanks for your time, that's my Daughter, I'll walk you to the door."
Tonight on "Things That Never Happened..."
 

Bootom

Old-Salt
Right. The project I'm on is getting under way, and my team is expanding.


I requested that the consultancy l work through supply 1 x administrator, 1 x site auditor, 1 x environmental specialist - all fairly junior jobs.

All have now been assigned.


Fukc me raw, they're all gorgeous 20-something women. I mean, proper gorgeous. It's like a Lynx advert.

My team is now me, and Charlie's Angels.


Do l

A. Act all professional, treat them professionally, not even glance at their pert bosoms, tightly-trousered buttocks, long, swishing hair.

B. Take sneaky pictures and share with Arrse

C. Suggestions welcome.



... I'm not exaggerating, they're all fukcing gorgeous.
I'm sorry to say this, you start a thread here pertaining to 3 gorgeous members of the opposite sex and you have the nerve to ask for advice. If the said females are as stunning as you say, I think the only person you should contact is Jarrod. You appear to need help re-arranging your cushions.
 
Do you remember meeting the Ladies or were you in Pizza Express?
 
Esprit de corps runs strong within the ARRSE community so let us as a team share your burden to make the project a success.
 

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