Middle aged perve.

[Spec-op1989]

Right. The project I'm on is getting under way, and my team is expanding.


I requested that the consultancy l work through supply 1 x administrator, 1 x site auditor, 1 x environmental specialist - all fairly junior jobs.

All have now been assigned.


Fukc me raw, they're all gorgeous 20-something women. I mean, proper gorgeous. It's like a Lynx advert.

My team is now me, and Charlie's Angels.


Do l

A. Act all professional, treat them professionally, not even glance at their pert bosoms, tightly-trousered buttocks, long, swishing hair.

B. Take sneaky pictures and share with Arrse

C. Suggestions welcome.



... I'm not exaggerating, they're all fukcing gorgeous.

 

[Septic sid]

Right. The project I'm on is getting under way, and my team is expanding.


I requested that the consultancy l work through supply 1 x administrator, 1 x site auditor, 1 x environmental specialist - all fairly junior jobs.

All have now been assigned.


Fukc me raw, they're all gorgeous 20-something women. I mean, proper gorgeous. It's like a Lynx advert.

My team is now me, and Charlie's Angels.


Do l

A. Act all professional, treat them professionally, not even glance at their pert bosoms, tightly-trousered buttocks, long, swishing hair.

B. Take sneaky pictures and share with Arrse

C. Suggestions welcome.



... I'm not exaggerating, they're all fukcing gorgeous.

Photo's or its not happening.

 

[OneTenner]

Photos or it didn't happen....

 

[Wightsparker]

Right. The project I'm on is getting under way, and my team is expanding.


I requested that the consultancy l work through supply 1 x administrator, 1 x site auditor, 1 x environmental specialist - all fairly junior jobs.

All have now been assigned.


Fukc me raw, they're all gorgeous 20-something women. I mean, proper gorgeous. It's like a Lynx advert.

My team is now me, and Charlie's Angels.


Do l

A. Act all professional, treat them professionally, not even glance at their pert bosoms, tightly-trousered buttocks, long, swishing hair.

B. Take sneaky pictures and share with Arrse

C. Suggestions welcome.



... I'm not exaggerating, they're all fukcing gorgeous.

There is only one answer, of course.

 

[49er]

Right. The project I'm on is getting under way, and my team is expanding.


I requested that the consultancy l work through supply 1 x administrator, 1 x site auditor, 1 x environmental specialist - all fairly junior jobs.

All have now been assigned.


Fukc me raw, they're all gorgeous 20-something women. I mean, proper gorgeous. It's like a Lynx advert.

My team is now me, and Charlie's Angels.


Do l

A. Act all professional, treat them professionally, not even glance at their pert bosoms, tightly-trousered buttocks, long, swishing hair.

B. Take sneaky pictures and share with Arrse

C. Suggestions welcome.



... I'm not exaggerating, they're all fukcing gorgeous.

Giz a job.

 

[robinrocket111]

Right. The project I'm on is getting under way, and my team is expanding.


I requested that the consultancy l work through supply 1 x administrator, 1 x site auditor, 1 x environmental specialist - all fairly junior jobs.

All have now been assigned.


Fukc me raw, they're all gorgeous 20-something women. I mean, proper gorgeous. It's like a Lynx advert.

My team is now me, and Charlie's Angels.


Do l

A. Act all professional, treat them professionally, not even glance at their pert bosoms, tightly-trousered buttocks, long, swishing hair.

B. Take sneaky pictures and share with Arrse

C. Suggestions


... I'm not exaggerating, they're all fukcing gorgeous.

 

[Edwardian Fred]

Install a one way mirror ( One-way mirror - Wikipedia )
and work away.

 

[lokiuk]

Pretend to do A, whilst waiting for the appropriate moment to B

 

[Don Carlo]

Keep your hands and your thoughts to yourself...... nothing good will come of not doing so.

However......feel free to go home every night and masturbate furiously!

 

[Spec-op1989]

Giz a job.

Are you a 23 year old called Jessica with a serious gym habit and lustrous skin? If not, foxtrot oscar.

I am not an equal opportunity employer.

 

[Spec-op1989]

Keep your hands and your thoughts to yourself...... nothing good will come of not doing so.

However......feel free to go home every night and masturbate furiously!

TBH l usually do that anyway. I'm in digs all week and l gave up drinking.

 

[Spank-it]

Do what I did would do... be syrup-tit-ious in your viewing 'wvank habit.

Course you won't be there long, as soon as your HR Department sees this thread you are a gonner [reah].

 

[Badger_Heed]

Right. The project I'm on is getting under way, and my team is expanding.


I requested that the consultancy l work through supply 1 x administrator, 1 x site auditor, 1 x environmental specialist - all fairly junior jobs.

All have now been assigned.


Fukc me raw, they're all gorgeous 20-something women. I mean, proper gorgeous. It's like a Lynx advert.

My team is now me, and Charlie's Angels.


Do l

A. Act all professional, treat them professionally, not even glance at their pert bosoms, tightly-trousered buttocks, long, swishing hair.

B. Take sneaky pictures and share with Arrse

C. Suggestions welcome.



... I'm not exaggerating, they're all fukcing gorgeous.

Whilst having a conversation with them, innocently remark on how smart their attire is.

Once the outrage subsides and you are unemployed you won't have to worry about their looks anymore.

Then skin the fucking whores.

 

[Spec-op1989]

Do what I did would do... be syrup-tit-ious in your viewing **** habit.

Course you won't be there long, as soon as your HR Department sees this thread you are a gonner (reah.

Hah.

I'm a fee earner.

 

[Civvy Scum]

So they're not complying with the new corporate dress code, high heels, fishnet tights, mini-skirt and boob-tube. Have a word with them, wouldn't want HR getting all upset now, would we?

 

[Harry Skinters]

Christmas is coming
Invite them all out for xmas drinks and drug them all and have your way with the lot.
Post videos on a pay per view basis using the dark web and retire early.

 

[Boris_Johnson]

Women are impressed by a man's sense of humour.

Break the ice with a Prince Andrew style opener.

Something along the lines of, "I like my women like I like my whiskey... 12 years old and full of coke"

You'll have them gushing in no time bud.

 

[Katy]

I bet you're their dream boss. I'm sure they'll indulge in a foursome with you by the time the week's over.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

I assume they were all employed for their work related skills and the value and expertise that they will bring to the enterprise?

 

[WolvoExPunk]

You could hire anybody from this site for a menial non-job. After a week of grubbing and groping, you sack him, and make sure they know and show their gratitude.