Microsoft Windows aboard Royal Navy submarines

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  1. Just found out that the MoD is installing Microsoft Windows on the Royal Navy's submarine fleet. Story here and here.

    Holy sh!t, Matloe. Your submarine has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.

    Or the Navy Blue screen of death:
    [​IMG]
     
  2. Windows in a submarine?

    DON'T OPEN THEM!
     
  3. Isn't it a bit dangerous to install windows on a submarine? I mean they don't even have portholes do they?
     
  4. Look, if it's good enough for Alien Motherships in Independence Day, it'll be good enough for the Subs :)
     
  5. To quote the Chuckle brothers,
    "Oh dear, oh dear Barry"
     
  6. non story - what OS do you expect them to run JPA and Office on?
     
  7. Considering every other computer in the MoD uses Windows as it's OS.
     
  8. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Sub = Faslane = Mac :lol:

    Office for Mac is fine.
    I can't spell JPA, it was after my time :wink:
     
  9. elovabloke

    elovabloke LE Moderator

    Would trailing a big long broadband lead not give them away :? And fish would trip over it.

    Has this been thought through.
     
  10. Shouldnt it read 'Microsoft Portholes installed on submarine' :?
     
  11. If it is being installed by EDS God help them!!
     
  12. Kind of suggests if alien life does exist,it can't be that intelligent after all :D
     
  13. As someone who has been involved on design for the Astute trainers for the last few years, I can assure you (without breaking opsec) that nothing that controls anything runs on Windows.
     
  14. There goes our Nuclear deterrant - up in flames!!
     
  15. I like the idea of "Windows portholes" but I would presume the o/s would be a modified version of windoze, we have such ...
    Would the RN get a Pirate copy ?


    WW

    Edited for mong speeling