Microsoft Song - Soft and Micro Don't Apply to my Penis

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Wordsmith, Jul 23, 2012.

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  1. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    You can also hear the sound of a career going up in smoke here. This is the song that closed Microsoft's Norwegian Developer's Conference (or NDC) a month or so back.

    Politically incorrect scantily clad female dancers - check.
    Lyrics about penis's - check.
    References to writing software being like on LSD and ecstasy - check.

    The Emperor Mong has obviously been branching out into software development.

  2. I could say something witty but microsoft know where I live.
  3. He was on about his Limited Slip Diff
  4. They're selling those here badged as Holdens. No cringeworthy ads yet though.