Mick Jagger isn't dead either.

... well, sort of.

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You cunts are worse than what my old granny was, she was constantly scanning the obituary columns in the local rags. "Eeeeehh I see such and such has died, she was only sixty blah blah".....
 

syrup

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You ***** are worse than what my old granny was, she was constantly scanning the obituary columns in the local rags. "Eeeeehh I see such and such has died, she was only sixty blah blah".....

The obituary columns are social media for the over 60's
 
I still want Geldoff to pop off
Absolutely. Either chokes to death on Champagne or Ethiopian cock, the hypocritical cunt.

♫ I don't like Monday's ♫

I will if you demise on that day, you utter knob-cheese
 
McCartney. He's 74. That's waaaay past the sell-by date for 2016. Die you scouse cunt, die.
 

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Arrse is rapidly becoming a list of obits.
There will soon be more dead celeb threads than what type of female you'd like to fuck threads.
 
Absolutely. Either chokes to death on Champagne or Ethiopian cock, the hypocritical ****.

♫ I don't like Monday's ♫

I will if you demise on that day, you utter knob-cheese
I hope he ODs like the rest of the junky scum in his life
 
Arrse is rapidly becoming a list of obits.
There will soon be more dead celeb threads than what type of female you'd like to **** threads.
Dead females.

Merge the threads.
 
Cannot believe nobody has mentioned 'Nana'.Heartless.Too sooooon.
 
Brucie not dead yet?
Don't get me fucking started.
I've lost 30 nicker on that immortal cunt in the last three years.
I bet he's still knocking the back out of that dusky wife of his 5 times a night as well.
I'll drop of an anger induced stroke if he's still around next year.
Then I'll lurk round the pearly gates with a sharpened bicycle chain waiting for the tap dancing chin on legs.
 
Don't get me ******* started.
I've lost 30 nicker on that immortal **** in the last three years.
I bet he's still knocking the back out of that dusky wife of his 5 times a night as well.
I'll drop of an anger induced stroke if he's still around next year.
Then I'll lurk round the pearly gates with a sharpened bicycle chain waiting for the tap dancing chin on legs.
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I'm hoping any member of U2 are the next to cash in their chips.

But preferably Bono, and I hope it's painful.
 
I hope he ODs like the rest of the junky scum in his life
It's a shame the skanky blonde one had to go first, she clearly had the creme of the looking genes from the otherwise gormless family

 

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